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been working on this for a while. hope u all like it :)
We have something to share with y’all on 1st May! Presenting: “Pick of the Lot!” a compilation of local emo/indie bands covering other local emo/indie bands
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"The Chinese don't understand democracy" - 🇩🇪 Guy who lives in a country where you can't freely criticize Israel
Chinesen zu erklären was eine demokratie ist, ist als würdest du nem Blinden erzählen was Farben sind
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Kiss their wives goodbye, head off to war to kill other women husbands, pillage lands, displace thousands of people, take them captive and rape their women. So romantic
Farewell kisses.
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In the last 24 hours alone I've seen 5-6 Trump stories that would have gotten Obama removed from office. Mainstream media is in the tank for this administration.
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They're just exchanging one genocidal maniac for another. The only reason they're finally getting rid of him is b/c they think it'll make the world forget that the problem is Israeli society, ideologies, and politics, and not just one man. It's the same problem the US has.
Netanyahu officially lost the elections. TAKBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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she wasn't crying about the dead children btw, she was crying because it ruined her tour, and I quote: "bad things happened to the tour" crocodile tears and then never addresses the victims
using a pic of her from when she was talking about CHILDREN who were hurt/killed is disgusting. Taylor snarkers are so weird, like they moral grandstand & need make her look like some evil witch to justify their hatred of her instead of just saying “i don’t like her” & moving on
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Taylor Swift explicitly addresses the victims edition.cnn.com/2025/12/12/ent… Additionally, the mention of “ We've had a series of very violent, scary things happen to the tour, like, we dodged a massacre situation” refers to the foiled Austria terror attack, not the stabbing. abcnews.com/amp/GMA/Cultur…
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chatgpt killed another person
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On Wednesday. The day after Israels election. Israelis will wake up and still be in a racist, settler colonial state built on theft, rape & murder of Palestinians. Occupation, apartheid & genocide will not end with a change of prime minister. Zionism, not the leader is the issue!
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Green MSP Kate Nevens and SNP MP Lara Bird have been kidnapped by Israel for trying to enter Palestine. The Prime Minister should be demanding their immediate release.
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1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets
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Can’t help but notice that the #NoKings parades with no demands have achieved nothing, while the French-style strikes/riots got the government to make concessions 🤔
The French government plans to increase the number of third-level student places and make €4 billion ($4.5 billion) available for high-school renovations as it tries to end nationwide protests that have turned violent in recent weeks bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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My bestie taught English in Vietnam and said this is common as muck. She said you’d commonly see white European men, many above the age of 40 walking around and going on dates with girls as young as 12. Absolutely disgusting behaviour.
Thomas Markle told his first wife that he went to the Far East “because 12-year-olds are legal there.”
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“Arabs don’t produce literature” is really something you can only say if you’ve never had a moment’s contact with genuine civilization. A mind totally consumed by television and self-help books.
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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I do not care how cringe people think this is, They are right. The internet used to be fun and it belonged to all of us. And it still can be if we fight for it.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Joe Rogan has the mind of a 16 year old who just discovered marijuana
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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El mono estadounidense siempre quiere hacer de otros países su prostíbulo
Brazil if far right officials won elections
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então o nosso corre pra eleger o Lula virou propaganda pra taylor swift tentar ganhar grammy/oscar e pelo visto também pra ajudar na blindagem do caso da fã que morr3u no seu show. uma norte americana querendo capitalizar e protagonizar a conquista dos brasileiros. ridículo isso!
quando vcs notarem o motivo desse título…….
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a financial sum written in scientific notation
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