Becky Leeson 💙💛

Honey, I shrunk the magnums #shrinkflation

I’ll do literally anything except write. I now know my foundation shade in 5 different brands I’ll probably never buy. #WritingCommunity

Real talk: I can pay £20 for a return flight to Spain to spend the day on the beach. But if I need to go to a funeral in the UK, I have to pay £150 for a day return and pray the rail service isn’t late/cancelled. What the hell is going on?! @nationalrailenq @10DowningStreet

Lioness? Suffragette? Come on, Rishi. We want the Blobby line.

Being rich is being able to buy the plant-based milk you actually want, and not the one on offer.

It should be illegal to blast music on public transport. No one, and I mean no one, needs to hear Wonderwall on the morning train. EVER.

Hear me out: Selling Sunset, but every time they sit down at a restaurant for an argument they’re forced to sit through three agonising courses of the world’s most awkward dinner.

Why oh why did @lasiguanas take the Blazing Bird off the menu? There goes my reason to visit.

Me sitting down to write my stupid little book after a full day at work #WritingCommunity

Me when there’s no food in the house

Twitter used to be a magical place. When my short story got published and became an Amazon bestseller, you guys rallied around me like no one else. 💛 I’m just… not sure it’s worth it anymore. If you’re in the “good place” 🧵🧵🧵I’d love to keep in touch. Drop your handles!

Me after a trip to the hygienist: “Oooh, so shiny! I’m never eating again.” Also me: “Oooh, cheese!”

Happy Friday from the *slightly sweaty* UK, #WritingCommunity! 🇬🇧 Melting in the coffee shop with an iced latte and my WIP, what are your plans for the weekend? ☀️☕️

What is happening with women’s sizing? Somehow, all three pairs of these @boohoo shorts are a size 12. I also hear @Mango are now calling size 12 “plus size”. The average dress size in the UK is a 12. Way to go flush women’s self-esteem down the toilet.