running @coderbyte

New York, NY
Joined June 2012
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"I'm in the trenches" *opens laptop in air conditioned cafe*
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
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one day you’re young and cool and the next you’re thinking about b2b SaaS
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humiliating to be into furniture. “beautiful table” jesus christ
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(wearing shorts and a t-shirt) i am serving
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People be like "I put my blood sweat and tears into this" and they be talking about their niche b2b saas software
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it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy
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Einstein worked out relativity with pure thought experiments and you need an A/B test to change some marketing copy.
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me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259
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I swear the secret to success is being able to write an email that no one has to scroll to read.
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I was in the airport today in Bhavnagar & overheard a tourist talking to his friend about samosas. Then he said he had read about them from some guy on Twitter named “Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.” I just smiled and ate my samosa. The internet is incredible.
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A professor of mine went to go hear Derrida speak once. The entire talk was about cows; everyone was flummoxed but listened carefully, and took notes about...cows. There was a short break, and when Derrida came back, he was like, “I’m told it is pronounced ‘chaos.’” – at Philadelphia, PA
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Me at 2 PM not able to work on anything because I have a meeting at 3:30 PM
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“Heap’s approach to analytics is a paradigm shift compared to the aforementioned platforms.”  - @borowskidaniel's description says it all.🤯Check out Heap's review in "The 5 best product analytics tools in 2021" link.medium.com/jGjPFYznTeb
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