@bottlerocket

#fatheroftheyear 2014-15

 Massachusetts, USA
Joined September 2009
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Funny is funny. Cameraman cooked, I fear.
Rob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaSep 21
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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This has to be AI
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AT@primediscussionJan 23
Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.
Remarks
@remarksJan 23
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Bald eagle spotted on a Minnesota traffic camera.
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Ebo
@EBoKnowssJan 21
I’m loving weather twitter right now Everytime I refresh my feed it’s some colorful map of America, detailing a model I do not understand with the caption “I fear this is the one.” Or “Oh boy, buckle up.”
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesJan 18
CJ Stroud against the Patriots
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderJan 14
got a buddy who is praying for world war 3 so he can win $390 on polymarket
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Del Reid 🦬
@DelReidJan 12
Mike Monaghan
@lifewithmikey52Jan 12
Highmark stadium is officially closed.
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Yuval Kordov
@YuvalKordovJan 8
Marco Rubio realizing he has to finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire.
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen27 Dec 2025
Me and the boys monitoring the Minnesota Somali fraud situation on YouTube
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I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight
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LOST
@TheLOSTworld_24 Dec 2025
21 years ago Desmond called Penny. December 24, 2004. Christmas Eve.
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[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk
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I have to build a trampoline tonight
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Brian Gaar@briangaar21 Dec 2025
Soulless horseshit
Amy Siskind
@Amy_Siskind20 Dec 2025
What a lovely tribute.
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The Extra Space Storage in Salem, N.H. has better cameras than Brown University.
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me helping my kids look for the candy I already ate
TMZ
@TMZ16 Dec 2025
FBI Agents were seen examining snow in the hunt for the Brown University shooter. tmz.me/4y0WCTr 🎥: Fox News
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Conor Ryan
@ConorRyan_9318 Dec 2025
46 degrees in Boston after this last cold front
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tido bling
@tiido_bling17 Dec 2025
What is Vecna’s beef with these kids? Pennywise too. Unemployed activities.
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No one has worse TDS than Trump.
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse4715 Dec 2025
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If I’m ever on life support, I want Lane Kiffin in charge of pulling the plug, because he takes 6 god damn weeks to make a decision
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