ai babysitter prev @linkedin , @joinodf OD50-1, @opensea, 💻 disapora ✈ #atl, #aus, #sf, #mia, #nyc, 🛬

Atlanta, GA
Joined November 2020
kinda shy about public stuff like twitter for a long time but here it is mostly me talkin about tech, remote, building great things working with awesome people, #mia, #atl and #atx along with the other places in my bio, music, whiskey, the NBA, and whatevs comes to mind.
2
26
will harris retweeted
22
595
19
18,177
196,643
Every methodology eventually collapses into this one. The rest are just what we call it in the retro.
39
675
51
4,656
97,711
will harris retweeted
Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
100
4,337
174
33,948
523,887
The fun fact about the eMudhra certificate leak is that the numbers were so low that only an AI or a flawed/test script would have found them. No sane human would have thought that a fellow human could have done something that stupid.
110
943
62
16,196
227,561
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
248
4,002
330
42,385
1,098,306
gm
30
345
15
6,294
58,625
will harris retweeted
Last night, a swarm of Opus 5.5 agents working for 9 hours and burning 254.2 million output tokens were able to fully reverse engineer and decompile the Linux source code Full source archive available here kernel.org Grab it before they take it down
446
488
169
12,821
1,892,253
will harris retweeted
"I wish this thing worked differently" is becoming something people can actually fix themselves. Someone just used AI to remove the ads from their parents' TV and build them a better interface. Think about how many products we own that don't work the way we want. The default experience is becoming a suggestion.
Vibe coded my parents' TV this afternoon! It was showing a sponsored ad before you could even get to Netflix. Gave Claude Code the model number, it found the TV on wifi, removed 25 Xiaomi packages and wrote a new launcher. Looks like an Apple TV now lol
56
31
4
275
28,308
will harris retweeted
Funniest thing of this whole saga is: - bucks literally stole Dame from us - won nothing but an in season tournament - waived Dame after injury - traded away GIANNIS - ended up with the Dame package from Miami - STILL HAVE TO PAY DAMES SALARY 💀😭
Bucks 6 highest paid players this season is a crazy jump scare…
20
99
6
1,181
45,477
will harris retweeted
How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
284
4,314
287
53,674
2,423,151
Flying cars AND 140 characters, from the same guy
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster flips off a ramp and hovers back to the ground. "Flying cars are real."
12
16
1
418
15,775
will harris retweeted
We literally got flying cars before GTA6.
Turns out the future does have flying cars
26
65
5
1,767
64,190
will harris retweeted
Replying to @firesidealpha
7
110
7
3,347
109,358
will harris retweeted
We are currently writing more of these right now and it’s very silly.
Happy “Man eat steak. Woman eat salad” day to all who celebrate.
38
865
18
9,016
146,237
will harris retweeted
48
393
26
4,165
138,365
will harris retweeted
MIAMI HEAT BASKETBALL IS BACK TONIGHT 🚨
7
191
10
1,748
38,544
will harris retweeted
REPORT: Mike Tomlin says he banned Antonio Brown from his Minecraft server after he used TNT to bomb a hospital.
160
2,020
102
35,324
1,856,799
will harris retweeted
We should just sandbox the agents by giving them Delta Wifi
274
565
88
11,281
1,199,771
will harris retweeted
As cost of coding has plummeted, long builds (CI) has become a bottleneck for many software cos. Three of the biggest startups solving this: 1. Blacksmith (@useblacksmith) 2. Namespace (@namespacelabs) 3. Depot (@depotdev)
CI has become the top bottleneck of every engineering team I talk to (including Lindy). Our CI spend has become stratospheric.
87
50
18
1,042
142,122
will harris retweeted
my attempt in a tweet. 1. full body locomotion is still a novelty in AI output 2. the song/performance is great but old enough to now be nostalgic 4. video is mimetically wholesome (male friendship/support) 5. Amusing to swap in celeb duos 6. RIP Takeoff
Who’s gonna write the long form essay on why this video became a thing over the last week and its implications?
1
1
6
1,578