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Anshul Kandpal

@bountifulfarmer

Dad, marketer, optimist

 New Delhi, India
Joined June 2017
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I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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Clinton
@614clinton8 Oct 2025
Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent." My eyes teared up. He'll be 38 next week.
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Life without taxes and presentations.
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The Dad
@thedad17 Oct 2023
Check out this small businessman, responsibly enjoying his corporate retreat

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Lindsay@Rollinintheseat15 Jul 2021
Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations? Me: I’m not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
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The Figen
@TheFigen_31 Aug 2023
Very cool! 👏👏 Music is a universal language!
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Saving this video in case my kid shows signs of being ungrateful.
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@weirdterrifying2 Jan 2023
Footage of a 3-year-old chimney sweep from the 1930s 😳
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My parenting style right now is like “gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, I’M CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!!!, gentle parenting, gentle parenting…”
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Harsh Goenka
@hvgoenka11 Oct 2022
IT folks these days….😀
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It’s called DoorDash, T. People pay 50 bucks for someone to leave some McDonalds on their porch so they don’t gotta talk to nobody.
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They’re called The Try Guys, T. Four guys that would make videos of themselves trying all sorts of shit. Then one of them decided to give cheating on his wife a try. Now there’s only three of ‘em.
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Chris Bakke
@ChrisJBakke30 Aug 2022
This guy wins at Linkedin
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It’s called House of the Dragon, T. It’s Game of Thrones except we don’t know any of these people.
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Got a gambling addiction the way I keep betting on myself
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If you don’t like me you should get tested. One of the symptoms of covid is no taste
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the tech guy in the boardroom On a monday
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@mattia_n16 Jun 2022
What a picture…
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@lifeinchaos_14 Jun 2022
Mfs get a Macbook and all of a sudden got work to do in public places
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