Regenerative Cacao & Coffee Purveyor @hybridhumanco. Flat White Enjoyer. Third Place Advocate
Joined September 2021
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Launching our first product soon: Ceremonial Cacao
- 100% Organic, Pure Ceremonial Grade Cacao Beans
- Ethically traded from small, regenerative farms
- Rich in Antioxidants and Minerals
- Heavy Metal safe
- For drinking, mixing, or chocolate making
Any & all feedback is welcome
Mold and glyphosate free coffee
Metal safe cacao
On LTF marketplace now
We just added @HybridHumanCo to the Marketplace! Check them out here for 15% off! labtestedfoods.com/marketpla…
If you’re a coffee shop serving cappuccinos and flat whites in 16 oz min you should lose your business license
If you’re low on copper, eat cacao
If you’re low on magnesium, eat cacao
If you’re low on manganese, eat cacao
If you’re low on feeling amazing, eat cacao
Maturing is realizing that checking your bag is way better than having to lug it around and deal with a bunch of animals fighting for overhead space and getting off the plane. Extra 10 mins when landing well worth it
The fiber craze is getting out of hand. No I don’t want 200% of my daily fiber intake in a single bar
Face got fried on the water yesterday even after using some zinc oxide
Then I remembered I didn’t take my Albedo. Won’t make that mistake again
Daily rotation of Gerolsteiner and Vichy Catalan, with some Fiji mixed in
Over a gram of sodium in this bad boy
Gerolsteiner for calcium and magnesium
Fiji for silica
Covers all your bases
With all the “go into debt to have kids” talk on the TL I guess it’s time to mention the big news from the bean household
Expecting our first one in March (baby girl)
What do I need to know?
BowTiedBean retweeted
Goated cacao drink @HybridHumanCo (as promised):
-Ceremonial Cacao 🍫
-Whole milk 🥛
-Honey 🍯 (preferably Greek honey 😉 )
-Cinnamon (preferably Greek cinnamon 😉)
-Whole clove (1 clove goes a long way)
-Vanilla extract
-Sea Salt
*Maple syrup not pictured*
We don’t do recipes here. Just heat up the milk, add everything, and froth.
Will have you feeling sharp, quick!
