7, 9 and 10 are not valid! Now, let me talk about No. 7. 😂😭 Anytime I mistakenly shake hands with a lady, the compliments I receive afterwards are awkwardly sweet. “Eeeii, na bɛɛma na wo nsam yɛ mɛrɛ saa no?” 😂😭 Because of this, I’ve been doing everything possible to avoid shaking hands with women. 😭 Last Sunday, I mistakenly shook hands with this sister in Christ at church. I didn’t want to do all that Pentecost hug thing because, honestly, it’s stressful. 😂 We’ve been in the same church for years, but that was our first handshake. Now, this sister is quite fair, slim, with very smooth skin, beautiful eyes, cute lips, and a well-seated nose. 😭😂❤️ Honestly, based on her appearance, I expected her palm to be softer than mine. Her palm was soft, no doubt, but chale, MINE WAS WAY SOFTER! 😂😂 So I shook her hand, and this lady wouldn’t let go. She was still holding my hand, rubbing her palm against mine, when she suddenly exclaimed: “Heeer, Jay! As a man, why is your palm so soft like that? Don’t you work?” 😭 Ei! That last statement is what finished me! 💀😂 DON’T I WORK? 😭 As an electrical engineer who works on the field, do you know the kind of chiseling and stressful manual work I sometimes do? Come and see me holding hammer and chisel, Hwɛ! 😂😂 Just because my palms are soft, you think I don’t work? Chale, appearances can be deceiving ooo! 😭😂 And for your information, with these same soft palms, I give VERY GOOD MASSAGES. You’ll enjoy every second of it! 😂🤭❤️ So why would you avoid me? 😭😂😂😂

And let it not be said that, ‘after all the 24/7 grinding, he still made nothing of it, he’s just a useless busybody.’ 🙏🏾🥹