if i had to guess they probably hate this

why does every woman i sleep with go completely insane

babe you gotta unclench

a bitch who lick ya ears fasho a demon i be ready to piss my pants

why is everyone in new york city obsessed with anal as an artistic concept

drunk texting is so fun but i really need to stop doing it

they should invent a new york city that my ex girlfriends dont live in

boyfridge

huge news

chasing the fernet with a manhattan because im resourceful

my problem is a shot of fernet for the road wont kill me

its not a handbag bro its a city bag

why the womens clothes in bushwick so big

noah could have built the ark way faster if he had like 50 mexicans

going thrifting with my kind of ex girlfriend was promised to me 3000 years ago

at least i still have my virginity

told her to bring a bag and she brought ketamine but i really just meant overnight

patrons at the golden unicorn enjoying dinner while footage of US drone strikes against iran plays in the background chinatown, new york

the ketamine sex to the we should never talk again pipeline will kill you

only thing on my mind sex money drugs and a girl that im over

i take off the $5k jacket and im just a dude in $1k pants