Brad

I’m in my sugar mummy consideration era

Found a note on my phone that says ‘worry less about the passage of time’ and it’s dated April 2021

Surely there’s enough decent actors about that we don’t need the same ten guys on rotation in every other film

My final meal on death row would be a bowl of the weetabix minis with little banana bits in them

Got woken up by a loud bang in my room last night so naturally I did the only sane thing an adult man could do (pulled the duvet over my head and boiled myself alive)

Accidentally radicalised myself against the endless rat race by watching Fight Club again :/

That inner wince when you’re talking to a mechanic and accidentally reveal you know fucking nothing about cars 🥸

Coronavirus said “new year, new me 😌”

Moths are too aggressive

Quite jealous of my cat who knows absolutely nothing about coronavirus

Only Fans but it’s me doing a docuseries on the monopolistic situation found behind the treatment of anxiety disorders Only Xans

Something about remembering to take your bag for life out the boot before you go into Tesco really makes you feel like you’ve got your life together

Just realised my dentist appointment tomorrow is at the comically perfect time of 2.30

Flying to Saudi Arabia for a work trip on Friday the 13th. So long and farewell 👋🏼