Shadow Home Secretary.
Joined January 2012
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Please share this video of @Nigel_Farage encouraging his followers to resort to violence if they don't get what they want at the ballot box. It gives a chilling insight into what will happen if he loses in Clacton.
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Question time, how much is a second class stamp?
Robert Jenrick thinks it’s over £45 !
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Even Jeremy Vine is now asking questions about where Farage and Reform are getting their money from.
Reform are finished.
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🚩🚩🚩 "NEXT WEEK, WE GO ALL IN" 🚩🚩🚩
The Reform Weekly Social Media Strategy Call
Sunday: 9am
Invited: Nigel Farage, Lee Anderson, Richard Tice, Robert Jenrick, Suella Braverman, Sarah Pochin, Andrea Jenkyns, Laila Cunningham, Zia Yusuf, Harvey Griffiths and Nick Candy.
Nigel sits beneath three Union Jacks.
Lee joins from his kitchen where he is making himself a bacon bap
Andrea is holding a microphone.
Zia’s and Nick's cameras are off.
Before Nigel begins, Harvey Griffiths suddenly appears on screen clutching a spreadsheet.
HARVEY:
"Sorry to interrupt, but Reform’s accounts are approaching overdraft status. The KC's are asking to get paid as well".
Everyone looks at Richard Tice.
TICE:
"Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it."
He has Goerge on speed dial and mutes himself.
Harvey looks slightly more worried than before.
NIGEL:
"Excellent. Now, next week we go all in."
TICE:
"On what?"
NIGEL:
"Subjects to talk about:
Boats.
Net zero.
Unfunded spending.
And the North
Prison
Establishment
NCA"
LEE:
"What are we saying about the North?"
NIGEL:
"That London has forgotten it."
LAILA:
"But I’m in London"
NIGEL:
"You blame Sadiq Khan.
Everyone else blames London."
A PowerPoint appears.
NEXT WEEK
Monday: Boats, The North
Tuesday: Net zero is destroying Britain, Prison
Wednesday: Everything Labour announces is UNFUNDED.
Thursday: The North has been betrayed.
Friday: Boats again
Add "Establishment" everywhere
ROBERT:
"What happens if Labour explains where the money comes from?"
NIGEL:
"Keep saying “unfunded.”
People stop listening after that word."
ROBERT: "On a slightly different note. I am going to be busy with lawyers and KC's next week. It is all getting quiet uncomfortable and my wife is worried as well - so I am basically off next week".
Richard looks very worried.
Harvey slowly closes his spreadsheet.
ZIA:
"Every post must sound urgent.
Use:
Britain cannot continue like this.
The establishment is terrified.
This changes everything.
Brittain needs Reform
Only Reform will fix ......... (and variations of that)
LAILA:
"What changes?"
ZIA:
"Nothing.
Then we post it again tomorrow."
ANDREA:
"I have written a song about net zero."
NIGEL:
"Nooooooo!".
ANDREA:
"But Andy is singing on X and look at the polls!"
Nigel dismisses her comment
NIGEL:
"Final rules:
Many Reposts of each other
No explaining the costs.
Topics: Boats. Net zero. Unfunded. The North, Prisons>
If you are not getting enough Likes, add Defence if you run out off posts.
Say it loudly.
Say it repeatedly.
And never stay on one subject long enough for anyone to ask a second question."
LEE:
"Can I still post my bacon sandwich?"
NIGEL:
"Only if you blame net zero for the price of bacon and make sure the bacon is not raw - your last video was aughfull"
HARVEY:
"Richard, before you go. Is that another Loan and will it be paid in cash through a UK bank account rather then in Tether?"
🛜 Richard suddenly loses his internet connection.
The meeting ends.
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Rupert Lowe, 2019: It should be easier for people from India to get a visa to come to the UK
Rupert Lowe, 2026: Why is it so easy for people from India to get a visa to come to the UK?
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@RobertJenrick will you be apologising to @JoWhiteSays for your now deleted fraudulent post?
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An open message to the friends and family of @EssexPR
Get your boy some help.
He’s not well in the head.
I’m past believing he’s just in it for the money. He’s genuinely unwell & living out his paranoid breakdown in an embarrassing downwards spiral on social media.
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It's getting even better - keep going!
Please vote and share this Daily Mail poll, which is not exactly going to plan...
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I've trawled through loads of threads today, hundreds from Reform Party UK Limited supporters, and in my honest opinion Reform Party UK Limited have nowhere else to go.
Farage has been found out. Yusuf is an unelected figure who, by his own account on Question Time, applied to stand in a by-election and wasn't selected, yet he's treated as the party's de facto spokesman.
And look at the parliamentary party itself. Of Reform's eight MPs, only Farage and Sarah Pochin were actually elected as Reform candidates from a standing start. Lee Anderson, Robert Jenrick, Andrew Rosindell and Suella Braverman are all Conservative defectors. Richard Tice never defected, but he's a co-founder going back to the Brexit Party days, not a fresh Reform candidate either.
So when people talk about 'true Reform MPs,' the honest answer is two out of eight. The rest is recycled Conservative talent looking for a new logo.
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NIGEL FARAGE - AN APOLOGY. thecritic.co.uk/once-more-un…
ALT NIGEL FARAGE — AN APOLOGY. Last week, I noted that since The Guardian revealed that he’d accepted a £5 million “gift” from a crypto-billionaire, the leader of Reform has carefully avoided places where people might ask him questions. In response, I find I’m now being shunned by Reform: when shame-vacuum finance spokesman Jenrick spoke on Monday morning, I was the only sketchwriter not invited. To some journalists, the discovery that they were no longer going to have to attend events with Richard Tice would be a source of profound relief. Such hacks might take it as a compliment to have so riled the not-at-all fragile people who run Reform that they enacted petty revenge. But I am not that kind of writer. Goodness no. So I would like to take this opportunity to say that I apologise for ever implying that Farage might be scared of questions. Quite the opposite: the leader of Reform is a giant among pygmies, a vigorously healthy man of tremendous moral and physical courage who has only
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Later this week it will have been 50 days since @Nigel_Farage last held a press conference.
Given he's had so long to get his story straight, @annaturley is calling on Farage to answer 50 key questions about his secret £5 million "gift". It's time he finally came clean.
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#c4news
And in today's Reform UK Ltd fraud news: Sarah Pochin MP has been caught using a paid crisis actor in a propaganda video.
The actor was once dubbed 'Britain's biggest benefits cheat.'
She has since deleted the video, but an LBC reporter recorded it, much to her chagrin.
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🚨@Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk have demanded Elon Musk have this video taken down and everyone who posts it banned!