Brian Massey

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Never underestimate an idiot with total confidence

Sometimes ya just gotta put on the old man's playlist and take on the day

Adults are so busy criticizing the youth they forget to focus on their own failings.

Math is awesome

Excited about this upgrade!

any group that gets its kicks pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded with actual idiots believing they're in good company

#VALORANTMasters this stage is set and looks amazing

Freedom of speech does not equal a freedom from the repercussions of speech.

I'm in the mood for bad Chinese food. Not that the Chinese food is going to be bad. But we all know what I'm talking about, right? Like... The really delicious bad Chinese food where the order call goes: I want a number 8, 17, and 47b crispy. "Ready in 15 minutes" *click* nom

Just checking for the 3rd time today if the pixel 6 shows up in my Fi app for purchase You can't stop me from dreaming, @googlefi

Stupidity takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Some of the services my bank "provides" are through third-party programs making it difficult to help if anything is outside the happy path. Since this is the second month in a row they couldn't help, I asked support what other bank they recommend haha

Managers should be leaders. Leaders protect those they lead.

Don't do it, AOC. Never play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over. Then shits all over the board. Then struts around like it won.

Can't wait to see how the antivaxx spin this into how six people getting hurt from the vaccine is too much. But half a million isn't enough to make them wear the mask.