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Branchless

@branchlessness
Joined July 2026
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aakansha@garlicnaandoNov 7
if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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Vlady
@itsvladyNov 4
AI: ok share API key I’ll handle the rest Me: *sharing key* AI: f*cking retard NEVER share API key with AI
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maka@bodyis4bladeNov 3
You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
yz ☆ (@whyyyzed) profile pictureyz ☆@whyyyzedNov 3
this is my vent art
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nexxel
@nexxelnNov 3
how do you get so far ahead that people think you’re joking for 8 years
Andrej Karpathy (@karpathy) profile pictureAndrej Karpathy
@karpathy4 Aug 2017
Gradient descent can write code better than you. I'm sorry.
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Warlørd
@_Warlord_762Nov 3
Replying to @disclosetv
Move over, microplatics. My balls need to make room for Martian dust.
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tater tot
@parakeetnebulaNov 2
The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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Kory Mathewson
@korymathNov 1
human-in-the-loop └ human-on-the-loop └ human-near-the-loop └ human-cc'd-on-the-loop └ human-legally-liable-for-the-loop
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pj@pjayevansOct 30
around this time last year spongebob came to my door and asked for candy. no one believes me
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El emotivo tráiler de DRAWQUARIUM: Un juego indie de arte donde dibujas y crías a los peces que nacieron de tu imaginación.
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Valentin Ignatev
@valigoOct 30
review agent vs pr agent (both are retarded)
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float
@notesbyfloatOct 29
son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on github
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Joscha Bach
@PlinzOct 29
It's still such an adorable moment when the agent casually clicks the "I am not a robot" checkbox
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you’re on very thick ice bro I love you
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Jim@JimJistJOct 28
Learning about history as a kid was crazy because you’d always learn some dumb new lore. What do you mean there was a Prussia
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fudge
@fudgepostingOct 27
machine yearning engineer
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AlgoFlows
@algoflowsOct 27
There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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mike ginn@shutupmikeginnOct 24
emails that your FICO score changed are really weird. “Hey Mike, the banks have been talking and we are all feeling very slightly worse about you for no reason. And we thought you should know”
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whoops" is crazy
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If you think about it criminal charges have the coolest names ever Espionage? Arson? Embezzlement? Perjury?
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