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I know what I'm about, son - Ron Swanson

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🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells has named Tony Romo the starter for this Sundays game. Romo played the second half against New York on Monday after Drew Bledsoe was benched.
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I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
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Thank you for sharing your songs on our stage throughout the years, John Anderson. You will be missed. 🤍
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"I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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Price Increases over last 7 years... New Cars: +23% Used Cars: +30% Groceries: +33% Shelter: +35% Family Health Insurance: +38% Restaurants: +39% Transportation: +42% Electricity: +44% Auto Insurance: +49% Home Prices: +60% Gas Utilities: +62% Gasoline: +64% Dozen Eggs: +64% Ground Beef: +76% Fuel Oil: +84% Coffee: +124%
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You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.
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A big part of driving is knowing how to sense when someone is about to switch lanes and cut you off without using their turn signal.
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Army, Navy, & Air Force combined to rush for 1,154 yards and pass for 108 yards in 3 wins yesterday. A beautiful day of college football 🏴‍☠️
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Sunday ✝️ service in Los Angeles
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teen slang from 1954 published by northwest news, oklahoma
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Like father, like son. 💙
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Somebody called? ☎️👻 Dr. Peter Venkman and the Ecto-R1 are on the case. This year, Ghostbusters takes over Rivian's Halloween mode, with our latest software update starting tomorrow. Learn more at rivn.co/halloween-2026
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🎶 ‘In the Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins (‘Miami Vice,’ 1984)
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have a day, @_CeeDeeThree ⭐️
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tell you h’what
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NASCAR is in town so you know we had to bring out a legend 🚘
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This was the American Range Rover in 1997 🔥
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Having to pay $3,000 out of pocket for my daughter’s braces while having what the dentist called “really good dental insurance” is exactly why I’ll continue to say this Dental and vision not being included in health insurance is a scam that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough
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