I wake up, go to the gym, drink my coffee, pray, work, yearn, and sleep—all of it for the slim chance of marrying a woman half as good as Malfoid.
The prayers aren’t empty. I pray the same for the rest of us: that every oomf finds their own Malfoid. We’ll make it, or die trying.
Hold your ground!
Hold your ground!
Sons of Longing, of Romance, my brothers!
I see in your eyes the same loneliness that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the yearning of Men fails, when we forsake the innocent and break all bonds of protectorship, but it is not this day.
An hour of whorecrux’s and shattered smiles, when the yearning of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
This day we pine!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Sensitive Young Men!
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ALT Character sheet artwork displaying four different depictions of a female version of Draco Malfoy with long blonde hair and green hoop earrings. Top left: a side-profile view of her blushing with a flustered expression, wearing a Hogwarts shirt, tie, and sweater vest. Center: she sits relaxed on a thick tree branch in full Slytherin robes and dark tights, looking down smugly. Bottom left: a stylized chibi view of her smiling cockily with her wand raised. Right: an emotional scene showing her weeping while resting her head on Harry Potter's shoulder as he holds her hand and hugs her. A "RVRK" watermark is located in the bottom left corner.