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I asked claude to explain and it just sent me this

five stages of being in sales 1. i'm the man 2. it's all fucked 3. we're so back 4. we might go bankrupt 5. fuck it we ball

left ear: anthropic S1 narrated (0.5x speed) right ear: the bible (chinese)

If you Moneyball your startup idea, you end up selling data If you follow your emotional startup idea, you end up building a personal assistant If you build something that people want, you end up forward deploying AI into car dealerships in middle America

🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities. 📍Silicon Valley, CA “If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.

Introducing Decision-Bench, a new industry standard for measuring model capabilities in making ROI-positive decisions on messy enterprise data. Every enterprise has slowed AI investments due to no ROI; AIs still fail at complex decisions, and pricing second order effects.

all 6 direct reports when the VP of Sales says "hey look i just asked the AI thing to create the report that takes you 2 weeks and it did it in like a minute"

Time to get yakked out on Celsius and Zyn so I can obsessively align shapes on a PowerPoint slide like a Scandinavian autistic boy. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Found it. I promise it's worth the read. This is what sorority presidents used to do to their members to police their members, and should be replicated in all 50 states (1/2):

I feel like they don't make snacks anymore, it's either fat fucks delight or wellness loser field grass

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron

TextQL Ontology is now GA build your enterprise ontology on the same infra that the largest companies in the world use...