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The guy I’m supposed to go on a date with just told me he got the jab. Date’s off. Sorry dude.

Me, pretty much daily🙄🤣

Big baby brother sweetness! 🥹🥰

Fresh sheets. That’s it. That’s what’s breaking me right now. 🤤That is all.

Not sure how you watch football at your house, but this is how we do it at mine. 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Started out as a giant mess, but I might as well sit here and enjoy it with an adult beverage while it finishes. Only stepped on the same nail twice getting the rest of the wood trash out of the yard.

So, apparently this is how @TheAutopsy007 sees me headed to watch football with some friends. 🤣Callie would be beyond pissed.

Snugging with my main squeeze on this chilly Saturday morning. Work has been stupid stressful the last couple weeks, so I need all snuggles I can get. 🥰🐾

🤣I’m so using this! 💅 Saved to favorites

No need to good buddy! 🤣 Just giving her time to decide she’s done grazing and wants to go tear some shit up.

Walmart delivery…for when you need a quick solution for a temporary problem. Just in case y’all thought I was playing. 🤣

Dear Grace, I said stop. Love, Mom I’m not a fan of problems I can’t solve. 🤷🏼‍♀️All shots will be aimed at the booty, but I’m pretty sure she will come running as soon as she hears me shake it because my neighbor has already taught her this lesson for escaping onto his property.

Cried myself to sleep last night after finding Grace under the house tearing up insulation I paid to put in. Was still fighting back tears of frustration this morning, But I had a gorgeous 45 minute drive from work to Momma’s for her chicken pot pie. It’s the little things!

What in the actual white trash text message just happened here?! Somebody come get their trailer park cuz from Darlington County out of my phone!🤨🤣

Bath time with Jäger and the back porch shower after. 🤣It wasn’t as bad as I expected, but he’s not a huge fan. I was hoping the other angle would get video of him shaking off on me and me screaming, but that camera recorded none of the entire bath. 🙄

It’s pretty rare for me to be willing to spend $25 on lunch, but when the hole in the wall diner in Nowhereville, SC puts the steak and lobster mac on the specials menu, I gotta have it. 🤤🤌🏼

Jesus knows what I need to hear and when I need to hear it. Devotion time with my boo thang in my closet before bed is one of my favorite things. ✝️🐷sorry, the lighting sucks in here. Working on that.

Story of my life right now! And to top it off, Jäger disappeared one of my other dailies. I’ll be back. Gotta go sew this back together so I have flops until the new ones deliver. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Just yelled, “Sorry bout that 400k, boss!” He dropped an F bomb. 😬 Poor guy has had a rough week.

Today, after finishing mucking the pig fence…because I had just finished washing the shit off my boots, but never will I ever play fingers and toes with a spider in my boots again. 🤣😵‍💫