Bridge Under Fire

Where are the lifestyle blogs for sorry ass mother fuckers like me?

You know drugs work when they spell it "nite" instead of night. #Sick

When it comes to working. I keep it 100. That's 100% fake. Gotta protect ya neck. Just smile and GTFO.

It pisses me off that I now live in a place where 711 doesn't sell 22oz of domestic beer. I just want a fucking beer,not a 6pk of bullshit.

Today's work time waster: Attempting to make tongue longer.

Yo, So where's the Shelby Foote biography? I KNOW that dude had some hard as shit story's. My man. #Historians Biographies #RealTalk

I had a dream that I was riding freight with Jaco Pastorius. He would have been a righteous crust punk. Naturally I had to Narcan his ass.

I had a dream where Morrissey an I hopped freight. And let me tell you. He was a Pleasure.

I saw a seagull the size of a 30 pack of Miller Lite today. I was in a parking lot of a hospital. It was 8am and I was alone. #ThinkAboutIt

If I gotta choose a bottle for urinating in whilst driving, I gotta go with Honest Tea. #TruckerBombs

Did you participate in the September 11th memorial fun run for the cure?

I just completed a strenuous hike in the woods. I gained no insight or personal development. #NihilistHike

Today: Syracuse, NY - Sep 1 at Funk 'n Waffles bandsintown.com/event/126704…

Tomorrow: Syracuse, NY - Sep 1 at Funk 'n Waffles bandsintown.com/event/126704…

I spent 8 hours in a medium security federal prison yesterday. It was bananas.

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