There must be a better way. 🙄

The male agents kept dying in the shadows, so British intelligence disguised a 23-year-old woman as a village girl, trained her to kill, and dropped her into Nazi-occupied France — where she outwitted the Third Reich for 135 days. May 1, 1944. Five days before D-Day would crack open Nazi Europe. A dark bomber sliced through the sky over Normandy. At its open door stood Phyllis Latour — tiny, calm, and impossibly brave, staring at occupied France thousands of feet below her. No rifle. No platoon. Just a parachute, a cover story, and a battered bicycle waiting to become her execution — or her legend. She was 23. And the Nazis had already eliminated every male spy sent in her place. Churchill’s Special Operations Executive needed someone invisible. Someone the Gestapo would dismiss before they feared. They needed a ghost dressed as a child. They chose her. She had trained until her knuckles split on cold stone. Morse code until her fingertips bled. Silent killing. Disappearing. Climbing walls with a cat burglar. Resisting torture. This wasn’t duty. This was vengeance — the Nazis had murdered her godfather. Then she jumped into the darkness. She buried her British gear. Brushed her hair into a little girl’s ribbon — codes hidden inside — and pedaled into occupied towns selling soap, giggling like someone too innocent to fear war. “The men before me were caught and killed,” she later murmured, calm as a winter lake. “I would be less suspicious.” For 135 days, that “harmless peasant girl” memorized troops, tanks, bunkers, fuel lines. Then she vanished into forests to send lifelines to London at a speed most wireless operators never reached. She never transmitted twice from the same place. If she did, a German detection truck would find her, torture her, erase her. So she slept in barns, fields, empty rooms — hunger and death whispering beside her. Once, soldiers stopped her. Searched everything. A Nazi officer reached for her ribbon — the one hiding silk codes. She untied it playfully, hair falling, eyes wide and childish. They laughed and let her pass. Life and death swayed by a smile. 135 messages. 135 blows against the Nazi war engine. D-Day’s success carried her fingerprints. When Paris was liberated, she didn’t stand on a parade truck or write a memoir. She went home. Married. Raised four children. Told none of them. Her son only learned the truth 56 years later — from a book. In 2014, France finally placed the Légion d'honneur around her neck. She accepted it like someone who’d simply done laundry, not saved lives. Phyllis Latour Doyle lived to 102. Quiet. Gentle. Deadly when history needed her. She didn't win the war with bullets. She won it with innocence, courage, and a bicycle. When every man they sent was killed — she went anyway. And the world changed because a young woman pretended to be a child and rode through hell with soap in her basket and fire in her heart. May we never forget her name. Phyllis Latour Doyle.

Thanks Andrew - I muted that thing again ago so never have to see their rantings ever again - they’ve talking to a brick wall!!

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Some of Britain’s best farmland is being lost to solar farms, as Ed Miliband’s solar blitz will cover up to 100,800 hectares of countryside by 2030: a similar landmass to Bedfordshire. The Energy Secretary's ideological dash to hit net zero targets means risking Britain's food security and damaging our countryside. #CostOfNetZero

A HUGE thank you to all those who have registered objections with the Planning Inspectorate. We myst stand together. It’s not just #StopLimeDown - these huge developments are proposed all over the country. We are not against solar. It has its legitimate place but that is not on productive agricultural land.

Please help #StopLimeDown to prevent #MadMiliband covering the countryside with hideous huge solar panels. Deadline is Fri 9 Jan so please act now. Go to stoplimedown.com/