i was born in a tin of tuna and baptized in the oil

she/hurts
Joined September 2020
eye doctor: you should see a home going in and out of focus me: [choking up] ok
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the midwest is the most uncanny place i have ever visited. immeasurable beauty and yet it feels completely ephemeral. you are never really there, only suspended from it, as if a pearl hanging from wire. strangers float by. the strip mall is full inside; the parking lot is empty
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i am also not being dramatic, but the ceilings in their airport are lower than normal . i want to live there
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someone said they were from "just a few minutes away" and proceeded to describe north dakota and all the hair on my arms stood up
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it’s hard to tell but im wearing earrings in my hair
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there is no way to know what i did with my blush to achieve this
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what i appreciate about neutral milk hotel is that a man got really really into anne frank and then decided that what he said was sufficient. phoebe bridgers developed a parasocial relationship with elliott smith and should have stopped there. the problem is she Kept Going
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checking on my substitute teaching app
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to regulate my nervous system, i’ve been trying to listen to whole albums only. unfortunately at the same time i also chose the darkest time of year to get really, really into drone music
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my russian neighbor gave me some vanilla ice creams from the international store that reminded him of his childhood, and he said “you may not like it because it is not sweet like american ice cream”, and it tastes exactly like a mcdonalds dream cone
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twitter is very dangerous yes but there is still so much room for wonder. for example. because of a fact i just read, i am determined to get pregnant now so i can eat a bunch of eggs and have a smart baby
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this was me about weenie, his dog
when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
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there is nothing to hold onto inside a tesla - it is as smooth as a womb - so when someone turns too fast it feels like being born into this world
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went on a sensory walk inside the farmers market
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knowing the full title of when the pawn is the sad woman’s pi
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im sad because its not really financially reasonable for me to develop film right now and my all or nothing mindset requires i either develop them all or none and the barista told me it’s ok because marinated film is better anyway. yay <3
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someone who understands sneakers more than me - please recommend a sneaker? a little freaked out, funky looking sneaker? the last pair i owned and love were, yes, kendall and kylie’s brand. they were aqua and yellow and delightful
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preferably with chunk. put a pair of bricks on me. i don’t mind
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i have such a perfect, absolute sense of humor that should anyone even be able to make me laugh as much as i make myself laugh, i would have no choice but to bear such a person's children
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as you wish retweeted
Please do not learn to be normal about your romantic feelings. They are supposed to render you abnormal. You are meant to be deranged by them.
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