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Marques Colston of the New Orleans Saints has been named the Diet Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week after catching six passes for 163 yards and two touchdowns against Baltimore.
Colston who was a 7th round pick is putting together an impressive rookie season.
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Here’s a look at my custom Dri-FIT design, included with your ticket to my meet-and-greet benefiting @CAABatonRouge
November 4 | 5–7 p.m.
Pro Dreams | 3930 Burbank Dr.
100% of all proceeds go to support the shelter pets at CAA!
Get your tickets: lnkd.in/gdtGvFSb
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Blame Mickey Loomis. Sean wanted to come back after one year off, Mickey said no. He stuck with DA.
Unforgivable.
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being a high functioning stoner is funny cause folks assume i’m tryna escape reality.
bruhhh i’m painfully aware of reality. i can hear the refrigerator, feel every seam in my clothes, and im laughing about something i said in 2014
i'm just trying to turn the fucking volume down long enough to be creative 😮💨
Bout to be a Dieland Boy
Island Boys' Flyysoulja Hospitalized After Drug Overdose tmz.me/3WmPb0S
Oh I just thought I was mostly monkee
Historically the attitudes of all Abrahamic religions towards any other religion is at best tacit tolerance and at worst full on oppression. To pretend it only comes from one or two branches of that tradition is an objectively incorrect statement and it’s been proven.
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And now, it's time for Weekend Update's movie reviews.
This week I saw "Interview with the Vampire."
And here is my review:
Um... not gay enough!
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I used to be in good shape. When I was younger, that's when I was in good shape, you know. I was in my peak physical condition when I was, about, like, uh... one.
Man, you should have seen me back then. When I was one. Oh god, I looked good. Young and fresh. You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one.
I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "What are you, zero?"
And I'd go, "No, I'm one over here!"
They'd go, "Man, you don't look a day past zero. I'm not bullshittin' you there."
