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not in the mood for this (everything)

Germany
Joined September 2022
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The judge seeing the photographic evidence
The First Lady of France, Brigitte Macron, plans to provide “photographic evidence” in court to prove that she is a biological woman. Her lawyer says it will support her defamation claims against Candace Owens, who has claimed that she is male. (bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg3…)
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imagine getting paid millions to be james bond and kiss margaret qualley, only to clock off and go home to dua lipa. sick of this bloke already.
Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley have reportedly been cast as James Bond and the lead Bond Girl in Denis Villeneuve's upcoming 007 movie. (Via: Deadline)
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“do you wanna go to the cinema?”
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Pedro Almodovar movie:
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Mind you we still use a fax machine to communicate between hospitals
Deutschland wird bei KI nicht zuschauen, sondern vorne mitspielen. Bis 2030 werden wir KI-Nation: selbstbestimmt, sicher und nach unseren Regeln. Dafür steht der Digital-Gipfel.
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Thinking of making a cardiology disinterest group
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She only wants me for my Kosovo citizenship
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I refuse to believe this is a real country.
Bangladeş'te komşular köprü olmadan birbirine gidip gelirdi. Hükümet aniden, köprü vazifesi gören çöpleri kaldırarak altında bir nehrin geçtiğini keşfetti.
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no one (including me) wants to go out tonight
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god I miss the French woman I dated in paris. She hated me so much but she didn’t hate me as much as she hated everything else.
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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Albini nuk t’ka faj qe you didn’t pull out in time o pus
Qiky a eshte sakat qe spunon a cka? Pse tpriton botha me punu ste ka faj albini.
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Who designed this
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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She’s insane
cdo her qe mendoj skam per te par me keq se kaq, gaboj tmerrsisht
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Sent in from Urgent Care with for “hypertension” with blood pressure of 152/90. Asymptomatic. Sigh.
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Everyone chopped af
Extremist Ben-Gvir and his family arrive to vote.
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2 things i hate to manage as an internal medicine resident: 1. Cardio-renal syndrome 2. Decompensated liver failure
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-calls Nolan’s odyssey an insult to Greece -promises to release accurate non woke AI odyssey -stays silent while Nolan’s odyssey breaks box office records -releases a 7 minute AI slop “episode” of the odyssey instead -it’s unwatchably bad
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thank u clairo
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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I hate this cruel world
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cunty cow execution gun
Replying to @tuneofwind
they used the cunty cow execution gun
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