she/they. librarian. chaotic good. i mostly tweet about my pets and d&d.
Joined June 2009
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"After that I shall have another sleep, I think." Frodo Baggins gets me on a spiritual level.
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i know we’re not playing pandemic bingo anymore but “former teacher protests your job” feels like a square that would have been on it and yes this has indeed happened to me.
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i would like to go to sleep for two weeks and wake up to find that everything causing me stress has been fixed for me. my poor brain can’t handle anything else right now and i just need a break 😖
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yes i came back to twitter just to complain that i can’t play the dlc of my favorite video game. so what
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horizon zero dawn is my favorite video game. forbidden west comes in a close second. i’ve played both multiple times, in full.
i don’t love them enough to buy a ps5, repurchase the game on that new system, and buy the dlc so i can play the “complete” game. super disappointed.
i’m almost positive i can turn my d&d character cosplay into a d&d version of eddie munson for halloween tomorrow and honestly i think that would be way more fun than dressing as my character or as canon eddie so cross your fingers for me, folks!
curse of bridge hollow is my new favorite movie and i don’t care what rotten tomatoes has to say about it
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gotta go into a work meeting while i am having a very prolonged panic attack about the state of my apartment… pls pray for me and hope that we won’t talk about anything i have capital-F Feelings about because i canNOT handle anything else today
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please for the love of god someone cast travis willingham as the beast in a stage production of beauty and the beast
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this one child is such a pain in my ass that he’s making me hate d&d again. he has a superiority complex, he consistently undermines everyone, and he’s rude. i miss what our d&d server was like before he joined.
it's been two days and i'm still not sure if the children were actually insight checking my DMPC or me, the actual DM, during our adventure this month.
((we all have a DMPC for emergency fireballs so the kids don't die, it's not cringey i promise.))
hey netflix care to explain why i got a preview for dahmer — and nothing else, no “here are three other things you might like” — after watching heartstopper? that’s prett fucked up tbh 😬
so on reality shows do you have enough free time to prep a d&d campaign and how much money do you make because i have an idea