Economically pragmatist, socially practical, culturally confused, Biologically alive, Metabolically obese - Here for Jokes

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Joined May 2015
Is this true? @Swiggy @zomato that's daylight robbery.. Dissapointed! Never tipping on u r apps again.
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Absolutely right, Sir! My college math tutor set assignments nobody could fully solve. Then a history student solved one completely.Naturally, he was rusticated.He hadn't even attended the lectures! Imagine the audacity of solving a prob w/o the right credentials! @sanjeevsanyal
He is not just an economist of the govt but also a self proclaimed historian of the state, like the court chroniclers of the olden times.
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Thanks, @abhijeet_dipke, for clarifying that you don't share what appears to be your fellow comrade @neha_aisa's enthusiasm for a Bangladesh style upheaval.
India has Mahatma Gandhi! We, the youth of India will always follow the path of Mahatma Gandhi that is peace and non-violence.
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Hey @BU_Tweets... This Dipke guy your alumni?
There is a difference between “saying on social media” and “showing up at a protest site and confronting police” I am surprised that a top-class intellect like this gentleman cannot understand such a simple fact.
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.@sardesairajdeep, such courtesy towards a sexual assault accused! Is it because he belongs to ur ideological camp? If convicted, he faces jail.Yet he confidently talks of returning to his home state.Where’s the liberal media outrage seen in the Brij Bhushan case?Selective much?
#WATCH | “...After serving this country for three decades, shaping students from Kanyakumari to Kashmir, if these lies and this treatment are meted out to me, I will not blink an eye. I will leave the Indian Parliament, come back home to my home state, and work and die here,” says Congress MP @Bimol_Akoijam, speaking to @sardesairajdeep. #BimolAkoijam #JNU #SexualHarassmentAllegations #Congress
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Saar Human Rights. Saar India Concern!
#India: We are concerned by reports of mass detentions of demonstrators, protest leaders, members of civil society organisations, lawyers and journalists, before and during today’s large-scale demonstrations in Delhi. We call on the authorities to ensure that the right to peaceful assembly is fully respected and fulfilled. ohchr.org/en/press-releases/…
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Atrocious if true.... 🤦🏾
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Seeing how the "Gen Z" identity dominates media discourse, I wonder where Millennials went wrong.Why were we never quite as central to the conversation? Were we simply too compliant to be taken seriously? A generation told to work hard, pay taxes, keep our heads down & shut up ?
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Seeing a few folks indulging in "intentional" matchmaking. How is this diff/better than the neighbourhood aunty's prospecting grooms/brides? Atleast they have witnessed u r life & family to know better. No shade to any of these prof. matchmaker.. but #MakeAuntiesMatchAgain?
If you're a single woman between 27-32, based in Bangalore, I have some super ambitious, charming and intentional men I want to introduce you to. Slide into my DMs with your linkedins please. This would need a conversation with me, and I want to know you before setting you up with the right ones! How I profile men, women, paid/ unpaid clients is the same- I ask a bunch of questions about love, relationships, and the kind of life you want to build. PS. I am a matchmaker and these are clients I am scouting for not friends.
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Brilliant logic! Hamas merely kidnapped people at gunpoint. Just a minor detail, apparently. By this logic, if a hostage is injured during a police rescue, blame the police and give the kidnappers a clean chit. Quite an Olympic feat of moral gymnastics, wat say @Schandillia!
CNN report finds about half of the hostages who died in Hamas activity were killed as a result of IDF action.
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In pursuing rage u become what u hate.. @NehaAisa What do u think abt u r friend & political partner @RahulGandhi allying & agreeing with @elonmusk..U r fellow comrades will surely b ecstatic abt the capitalist utopia Elon would usher...Just throw u r support to the cause already
Thank you, Rahul. This is indeed troubling.
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What an idiotic fascist dictator @narendramodi is... Allowing a foreign citizen like @dhruv_rathee to participate in political protests in the country.. 🤷🏾
Hello @narendramodi India has a message for you.
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Is @dhruv_rathee an Indian Citizen?
#Watch | YouTuber Dhruv Rathee, actor Prakash Raj and CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke join the protest against SIR in at Freedom Park in #Bengaluru on October 8. Dipke started his speech by asking protestors to raise the slogan "Narendra Modi Vote Chor". 📹: @NRC_Tweets thehindu.com/news/national/c…
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In the US, many male doctors marry nurses, a fit for the traditional male-provider model. In India, I hardly know any. Men want wives with similar educational pedigree, but expect their careers to be take backseat. You can’t demand pedigree and hierarchy together. Pick a lane.
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Thanks, Caleb. True to its colonial roots , our bureaucracy listens promptly when a gora complains. Thanks, @GBA_office, always knew you’d listen to u r original masters. Why bother when brown-skinned Indians complain ? Thanks for showing them their place.
The big hole at the beginning of the 12th Main video is now filled. Thank you @GBA_office for your expediency! I'm not in Bengaluru right now but have been getting updates from Indiranagar all day. Most of the issues highlighted have now been fixed. xitter.cf/Dragonflyloop/status/2…
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If you are honest in India 🇮🇳 , you don’t get promoted. You get hunted. Tukaram Mundhe decided to do the unthinkable: treat food safety like it actually matters. He went after the mafias quietly poisoning milk, oil, paneer, kitchens, warehouses, the same slop fed to schoolkids, pregnant women, and the elderly. For that crime he is being circled by politicians, babus, and their paid chorus. An officer trying to stop people from being slowly poisoned is treated like the problem. That is not a controversy. That is a confession. I left India almost two decades ago for a smaller version of the same disease. I tried to make people follow traffic rules. I got road rage twice. I got a gun pointed at me and told to fuck off, because I chose the law over the local arrangement. Honesty is not rewarded here. It is punished until you either break, sell out, or leave. Keep chanting that India is a great civilisation. Keep posting the GDP slides. Until genuine, stubborn, rule-bound people are allowed to lead, and the corrupt system and its sycophants are shown the door, this country will stay what it is: a place where integrity is a career ending defect and poison on the plate is just business. You cannot build a first world country on a third class conscience. @Dev_Fadnavis @narendramodi
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KBG is bang on here. Govt. servants lack accountability and are a dead weight to our soceity As always, Liking the tone & tenor of the DKS regime. But sadly, being critical of govt. servants has never ended well for the govt.
"Why can't one demand accountability and performance from govt employees just like the private sector ?" Listen to the response of Minister Krishna Byre Gowda 👇🏼
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Gentlemen like these will preach, not follow. People will advice how blue collar jobs are important and people should opt for them but not take the same decision for themselves or their children. Indians have scant respect for blue collar & show no respect to Labour.
Fun fact: Elon musk is now claiming Plumbers and Elctricians are very important... Realised this in 1986. My monthly salary was Rs 850, My PM Salary was Rs 4000. A welder got allowance of Rs 1000 until getting qualified and was earning 7000-10000/month after certification
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The govt's only duty is.. Not to provide jobs, pensions & career. Apart from basic requirement for soceital functioning it is only responsible for setting the correct incentive structure for soceity to progress.Give permenant jobs w/o accountability what do u expect ppl to chase?
Very important. If UPSC made some verifiable work experience compulsory, this squandering of youthful years would also come to an end, nudging young minds towards productive pursuits. Good for the economy also.
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and that we don't live in a fascist dictatorship like he and his lot cry about..
"I have been criticizing Modi for fourteen years; they haven't been able to do anything to me." — Prakash Raj "That just means nobody has taken Prakash Raj seriously!"
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