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Bryan Stearns ‽

@bryanstearns

When the first shark got jumped, I was there. I worked for Steve for one day, and visited Montana for four seconds. I can open champagne with a sword. He/him.

 Portland, OR
selfamusementpark.com/
Joined November 2007
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Today's earworm: the whistling theme from TWISTED NERVE youtu.be/1JsaNjEMdA4
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Replying to @aaronpk
Ooh, that looks useful too - thank you!
Whoops! Sorry! Didn't read your bio carefully enough :-)
Silly, snake oil just keeps them from squeaking.
Heh, nope, just lunch. Looks like it used to, except they have full-grown trees now... Not sure how that happened
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[Snarky reply that still mentions @i_mattman to test the code we're working on] #getoffmylawn
Taking a break for a few months before I look for my next thing
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