financial advisor turned technologist. founder @pistachiofi. Go Jets.

Mexico City
Joined August 2012
Our principles: Fuck yes or no. Hungry, Humble, Smart with people. PMF before token. User first. Adoption is local. Loyalty, honesty, integrity.
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maybe it’s bc I’m an app builder but I see no problem with this. They are not extracting from you.
just learned that rabby injects your hyperliquid address with their own referral code. fuck you @Rabby_io
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Actually, changing my stance on this because of my misunderstanding of where the referral code gets injected. I thought they were injecting for in-app in Rabby. Apparently they are injecting their referral code within the HL UI when you connect your wallet. That is not okay.
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Actually, changing my stance on this because of my misunderstanding of where the referral code gets injected. I thought they were injecting for in-app in Rabby. Apparently they are injecting their referral code within the HL UI when you connect your wallet. That is not okay.
maybe it’s bc I’m an app builder but I see no problem with this. They are not extracting from you.
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What's a crypto vault? Your bank calls it a savings account. Crypto calls it a vault One of them pays more than 0.01% @PistachioFi vaults currently pay about 4.71% APY on stablecoins, paid daily in USDC Self-custody, no seed phrase, no gas fees Referral link below👇
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Getting a bit annoying that basically the majority of sports and betting news are entirely rage bait so that people comment and QT. In fact, I’m doing exactly what they want. My point stands.
What would you give the Chargers for Justin Herbert if you were the Lions' GM? 🤔
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bsmokes.eth retweeted
Este lunes en colaboración con @CFUCEMA @ClubUcema @twinfinance_ vamos a estar hablando de tokenizacion regional y sus usos de en DeFi Gratuito a todos, presencial en la UCEMA o virtual en zoom! Link below
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Daily reminder that using Ethereum is cheap and will only get cheaper
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Peak bias is not being impressed that the man made a car do a fucking KICKFLIP
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Elon haters today
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man told us what’s up 7 years ago
Replying to @MKBHD
I’m not. Will use SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the 2 rear seats.
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finally somebody is innovating cars, this is so fucking sick. the future is here
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im at 23.5, future kids are safe by a thin margin
holy shit watching documentary on obesity and if ur dad was bmi 24-30 during procreation, ur chances of being obese go up by 200% and if he was over bmi 40 that’s 500%
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Oh no… they launched a phone
Your wealth is digital. The device you manage it with should be built for that. Meet Ledger Atom™: the security of industry leading hardware, the convenience of your everyday apps, plus control over your AI tools, and a rapidly expanding platform of apps, all in one quantum ready device. Agents propose. You approve. Your Ledger signer enforces.
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GenZ calling their AIs “twin” has to be one of the lamest fucking things that generation does.
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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Maybe with this NFTs can rise again. I was vocal about Blur being what expedited the downfall of NFTs, as it ripped out the art component and commoditized them as basically the first iteration of modern shitcoins. A horrible product for the industry that was praised by all the wrong people.
1/ The blur.io frontend will be deprecated on November 12, 2026. This deprecation only applies to the frontend. The Blur marketplace protocol will remain operational on-chain, and $BLUR will continue to control its fee switch.
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bsmokes.eth retweeted
Had an idea. Couldn’t sleep. Got on a call with @bsmokes . Brainstormed hard. Bullish on PistachioFi. Soon. Gn.
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58 comments on this and nobody mentioning @OpenCover or @NexusMutual Fully insured DeFi vaults are already live in @PistachioFi
Crypto insurance company Who’s brave enough to build this?
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bsmokes.eth retweeted
Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.
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bsmokes.eth retweeted
My snap judgements on the new trailer for The Altruists, as someone who worked for SBF: 🧵👇 1) First thought: Wow, the trailer’s depiction of Caroline is basically slander. And I’m saying this as someone she stole money from. They’re strongly suggesting that Caroline was the mastermind behind Sam’s risk-taking behavior, which is… not at all what actually happened. But the trailer emphasizes this repeatedly! Caroline: “Going all in every time is the mathematically optimal strategy” Caroline: “If we reinvest all in, every day, how can we possibly lose” Caroline: “We go all in, or I’m out” Caroline: “Lying isn’t bad for a good cause” Sam, to Caroline: “You were the one who did it” I mean, the court documents are a matter of public record, the writers could’ve gone and read them. Also, “If we reinvest all in, every day, how can we possibly lose” – what? You would be fired from any trading firm in the world for saying something this stupid. My guess is they’re going for a Bonnie and Clyde angle, with a sprinkle of Adam and Eve. And so they’re making Caroline take more of the blame than she actually deserves. Believe me, I’m no fan of what Caroline did – just read my pinned tweet. But I think they should’ve focused on what she actually did wrong, instead of inventing fake things she did wrong! More thoughts below 👇
All in. Every time. Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle star as Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in this limited series about the love scorned prodigies behind the FTX scandal. The Altruists premieres November 19.
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