@bstract_thot

perceiver of the world's lights 🛡️ they/them

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Joined August 2019
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timeline for preorders of the vibecamp tarot deck/my book: → deadline for art submissions is August → printing order placed to Shenzhen by September → idk how long printing takes → your orders shipped to you as soon as i get prints. September-November range🤞
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Instagram is a demon. i logged on for 5 minutes & it chased me down demanding i follow my messy ex's modeling account, a girl i hooked up with one time 10 years ago, and a friend who died in 2023 ??
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it's in your best interest to get invested in math and dates and stars bc then your life becomes full of once-in-a-lifetime events and it's such an upgrade
anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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you dont want your kid to read age inappropriate stuff but when i was 12 i read choke by chuck palahnuik which is about a guy that picks up girls at sex addicts meetings and that convinced me reading was cool and i never stopped reading since then so, sometimes its kind of a wash
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pleasure is innocent, actually
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sure, like, astrology and angel magic aren't real. but enochian angel magic and modern astrology are also specifically fake. shem angel magic and trad astrology might not be real, but they're not *fake*
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what's the normal frequency of sex dreams? asking for a friend
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you can read most things that we know of
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The CAPE COATS from this ✨️Dolce & Gabbana✨️ Alta Moda collection are simply MESMERIZING.🪡
La Mode Unknown
@LaModeUnknownOct 22
ADORE: Jennifer Lopez in a floral-fringed ✨️Dolce & Gabbana✨️ Alta Moda cape coat at LA Opera gala.🪡
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my parents only managed three out of four but i'm going for 100%
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ok this is the funniest one i've seen everybody else can go home
Eric Allen Hatch@ericallenhatchOct 22
Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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pareidolia for human faces makes perfect sense but there's a stranger one with the human heart. we're not supposed to see it exposed and yet love to pattern match anotomical hearts wherever we can, ime
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume? Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall? Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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microcosm of this age: it's my human psychiatrist's whole job to answer my questions, but i don't trust him bc he often can't answer them. so instead i talk to Claude abt my options in preparation for the ordeal of explaining what i want to my psych, who's just a box-checker
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The parable of the Ceramics Class and the Scale rules everything around me
Noah Bradley
@noahbradleyOct 20
Back in 2021 I set the goal of doing 100 figure paintings and I learned an insane amount from all that
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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i have an invisible disability. a rare congenital disorder. i was born without the ability to be interested in something a normal amount
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winter / summer
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thanks everyone for being so complimentary :'~) idk what i expected but it wasn't that
ER!S
@bstract_thotOct 17
i am yielding to peer pressure. confess unsaid.fyi/bstract_thot?card…

@bstract_thot: send me anonymous confessions!

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can’t stop thinking about this
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