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So I found my iPod touch that I jailbroke in high school. After chargering it FOREVER it finally came on. Yβallβ¦ lookπwtf
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This guy asked me to go to Dave and busters on a first date and I declined .οΏΌ
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Nawl, Iβm GOING toΒ JAIL
DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY ππ
We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. πππ
THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. πππ
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I told my mom to send me $10. she Zelleβs me $100 I said βokayyyy you really trying to stay outta the nursing homeβ she told me to send her money backππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME MY BD TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK C R A C K I PUT ON A MASK SUM GLOVES & GOT NAKED πHE WAS MAD ASL THAT NGGA SAID FCK IS YO CLOTHES ATSHIT THATS HOW I SEEN THEM DO IT ON NEW JACK CITY..HE SAID BIHH PUT YO MF CLOTHES BACK ON BEFORE MY GRANDMA COME DOWNSTAIRSπ
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Yβall tell me if Iβm wrong because my neighbor is PISSED Her grocery delivery got dropped at my door by mistake. I texted her and told her everything was down here. She says βCan you bring it upstairs for me? I have my baby.β π Maβamβ¦ YOU ordered all this. Iβm supposed to carry
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North didnβt even need a prosthetic chin they both look alike πππππ



















