Australian who sometimes lives in Japan. You will never be Japanese. Wind up merchant. This is a parody account.

Japan/Australia
Joined November 2025
The difficulty in lying is that you have to keep it up forever. If you tell people that in 2024 you were a 16 year old Japanese high school student, started posting essays on social media on Japanese politics and nationalism but only posted them in English at 3am, then went out to meet strangers from the internet in a park, you would have to maintain that lie forever because autistic people like me will keep all that information. Then as your social media presence builds and you start to make an income, you can't come forward and tell the truth because you might lose many of your supporters. Especially if it comes to light that you're not actually an ethnically Japanese person who was born and raised in Japan as previously claimed. If you've told one lie, what else have you lied about? When you have a large audience that genuinely believes what you post, you have some responsibility to think about what that audience might do with that information. If this continues escalating, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to worry that eventually someone could get physically hurt.
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What are you doing? It doesn't even sound like my real voice? Why would they share this?
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This communist used to be fit what happened?
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Why don't you read a page from the book and post it here, or are you worried that everyone will hear your Filipino accent?
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When your mentally ill daughter brings her imaginary boyfriend to your workplace but you want to remain supportive so she doesn't kill you in your sleep.
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Here's a screenshot of AI providing made up information that isn't true. AI is taking all our jobs.
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1. Let more muslims into Japan = Get out foreigner, you're a bad person, Japan is for Japanese! 2. Let more muslims into Japan my wife died = He is such a good person, thank you for your hard work.
妻の識別から、1年ちょっと 皆さん、本当にありがとうございました!
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"I am a foreigner. I am a model, a cosplayer and a streamer. Very stable job. I do not understand why I got rejected today from 5 apartments."
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I shouldn't laugh but I find it funny that he was able to get on the plane there but somehow not to go home.
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Found another one.
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>gay marriage still illegal >service legally allowed to be refused, any reason >male only imperial succession law takes effect today Japan is going to be fine.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk can you please try to get @Starlink on Japanese bullet trains? The wifi on them has become almost non-functional (at least between Osaka and Tokyo). It’s like being on a pre-Starlink airline flight.
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Day 4 after SRS: Tomorrow it goes home ^.^ It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again Pain killer are already low on 1 single 600 Ibuprofen each day! Iam a happy and healthy girl 🥹💖🏳️‍⚧️
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Anime was a mistake
Day 14 after SRS: Tomorrow it goes home ^.^ Iam very fit and have nearly no blood at all anymore. Dialation works well, I had never pain to do that by the way! :3 Pain killer are already low on 1 single 600 Ibuprofen each day! Iam a happy and healthy girl 🥹💖🏳️‍⚧️
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This is why Japan has women only trains. To keep these mutants away.
日本人へGrokよりGoogle Translateを使いください Since sunday, I received over 2100 comments, racism, sexism, bigotry, xenophobia, transphobia, homophobia, rape threats, death threats (…) My friends were also targeted But did you even try to understand my action that day ? (1/31)
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Yes they do. In fact, Japanese women prefer a smelly Indian man with very poor personal hygiene. That's why Japan is also known as 'Little Hindustan' all around the world. If anyone disagrees, they're probably a lower caste saar.
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How is this possible? I recycle each day!
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I’ve been away at a couple of big international tournaments over the past few weeks helping players with their mindset, and it still amazes me how many pros neglect this side of their game. The amount of negative self-talk, even when joking, and the number of players who struggle to control their emotions still staggers me. Some of it comes down to not being taught the tools to manage these things, but at this level, you have to take responsibility for yourself. Too many players tie their identity to their win-loss record. They lose perspective and let a bad result dictate how they feel about themselves. For me, a big part of coaching is helping players understand that their results don’t define them. What matters is how they approach today, how they respond to challenges and what they do with what’s in front of them. You can’t change yesterday or control tomorrow. You can only control what you do today. Here’s my latest book of you need help or know someone who does mybook.to/master-flow
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It would have been safer for him to join a Pakistani rape gang
A 15 year old in the UK was arrested by police and had his devices seized after posting jokes about a local councillor on Facebook He posted an edited photo of the councillor with bunny ears, while the councillor says the posts were part of a wider pattern of online harassment
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