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my mom took it upon herself to tell my 94-year-old grandpa about this book and he reportedly said, “i’m interested to see how laura will handle writing about sensitive topics, like the island of lesbos”
is it a bad time to boast that i’m currently trying to do a retelling of the odyssey as a sappy slice-of-life story? and that i made odysseus pansexual
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After millions of years, the greatest piece of artwork in human history has been identified. It is my mom’s middle school pencil drawing entitled “First Foal”
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One week sterileversary 🤠🪚 The body is a temple once you’ve fixed God’s mistakes
happy bilateral salpingectomy day!!! i have yearned to lift this great curse (fertility) for years! yay for identity- and lifestyle-affirming care!!
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happy bilateral salpingectomy day!!! i have yearned to lift this great curse (fertility) for years! yay for identity- and lifestyle-affirming care!!
there is only ONE (1) aspect of parenthood that causes me even an iota of desire & it is the opportunity to assemble the christmas outfit of a female child aged 0-2
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I think David’s point is understandable & correct, & I think the culture/social attitude (?) that breeds responses like “hey FBI, got one” or “oh, so you’re admitting you’re a rapist?” is harmful & anti-intellectual, & literally proves said point.
Replying to @discordspies
Honestly I’m suspicious of anyone who imagines every rapist as an evil malicious subhuman because that often means they believe themselves to be definitionally incapable of rape. Which is extremely common among rapists.
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oh boy this post.
tbh i cannot see motherhood with anything but horror lately. that the parasitic hormone response &/or social position can ravage your belief system & ability to love so badly needs to be discussed & made common knowledge bc good god.
reddit.com/r/AttachmentParen…
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my dad, who’s approaching retirement, after hearing me come through the door and assuming i was my mom: “i need to start making a list of things i’m going to steal from the office”
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me before seeing my friends: “ugh i don’t feel like doing this… too tired… wish it was a normal day….”
me after playing on the playground with my friends at 11pm: “whoa i’m made of light”
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happy day that the inferior twin (my bro) was finally freed from the corner of the womb into which the dominant twin (me) was crushing her
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People are hating on this, but he’s right. As a young-ish progressive, I do believe that having children is, more often than not, a drag on the good life and good work.
Replying to @Tyler_A_Harper
It is absolutely not some myth to say a certain kind of hyper-educated young-ish progressive has views that are fairly described as anti-family: that go beyond “I personally don’t want to have children,” and that frame kids as an active drag on the good life and good work. 11/
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me after missing large parts of the family reunion doing unpaid babysitting: “this sucks”
my mom: “just say no when he asks to play! be firm!”
me, knowing his guardians were unaware & unconcerned that their 5y/o was exploring the Lake MI waterfront & a shed full of gasoline:
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