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Today is 1 year since the Cayman Islands borders has been closed . We adhered to the rules from 6pm curfews , 24 hour lockdowns on weekends, shopping by last name , mandatory mask requirement and flattened the curve . Our gathering limit is now 500. No mask!.
#bwoyatingzafterdark
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We’re exactly half way through 2026. Have you been tested for STDs?
Remember if yaw hook, you have to take a jook at least twice a year.
Take the STI-9 test which covers:
1. Chlamydia trachomatis
2. Neisseria gonorrhoeae
3. Mycoplasma genitalium
4. Trichomonas vaginalis
5. Gardnerella vaginalis
6. Ureaplasma urealyticum
7. Ureaplasma parvum
8. Herpes(HSV1)
9. Herpes(HSV2)
Also test for HIV and Syphilis. The tests are free at the Jamaica AIDS Support for Life and the AIDS Healthcare Foundation.
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dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.
How it feels when you finally get that life changing win teapaw.org/DearS_o_n/status/20448…
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Chat, I’ve trying to get a job (preferably public sector) since last year October and I kid you not, not one call back. Revamped my resume. My experiences are: office admin, data entry and ICT support, HR manager, bank customer support. Studied business management at UWI etc.
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Now that both sides has shared their parts , this is how I feel about this entire fiasco :
Men who can’t control you will try to control the narrative. Watching Chad obsess over Drezel felt less like heartbreak and more like entitlement.
Some men are sassy, vindictive, and loud when their ego is bruised . And yes sometimes you’re not sleeping with love, you’re sleeping with opposition.
A fan.
A watcher.
A monitoring spirit wanting access! .
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They failed a World Cup group project that about 2.8 million Jamaican people worked on with them. And while we were grieving, the people who made us lose were frolicking with all the energy, drive, and commitment they should have left on the field at “The Office”, with not a care in the goddamn world.
We could go back to the Men’s World Cup once again since 1998. Half the country wasn’t even alive or sensible then. And we could go with the EASIEST group we have EVER faced. No Mexico, no Canada, and no United States to get in our way. With the greatest number of spaces in the competition’s history. A little focus and we could pass.
Jamaican fans did our part. We supported, came out in yellow/gold and filled the National Stadium, and watched and cheered. Half of the country, even without light and water post- Hurricane #Melissa, handed in their part of the group project by going to the stadium or watching the game on screens by generators. Even if people didn’t watch and didn’t care, they were at least sending good vibes and looking out to see how we did.
The project wasn’t going well already, but we still supported after the Curacao first leg loss and the Snacksy draw. We were 2nd in the group, and a clear win would push us to a passing grade. Just need to focus now.
So when they were seen out on the town the night before the match, a no-no if you are going to maintain fitness and stamina for the most important part of the group project that only they can do, people were rightly pissed.
But, on Tuesday night, we watched a side with no shape, no clear system, a disallowed Curacao goal that made us grieve (the only actual goal of the night), a single Jamaican shot on target, no creativity, a disallowed penalty for us (the heights of joy then the depths of despair), an unnecessary red card that pushed us down to 10 men and limited options, and a group of players who struggled to string passes together scrambling to the end. It was embarrassing.
And two of the men who visibly featured in that loss were now frolicking.
They didn’t just “go out after the game”. They went AFTER playing poorly, breaking the nation’s heart (I did not sleep that night), and AFTER our head coach resigned when they still have a statistical chance to still make it to the World Cup.
They didn’t go out for quiet drinks to commiserate, they painted the town red with cash, midnight ballerinas, and fresh outfits that showed they got home and went to frolic before the fans even got a chance to leave. All that energy and commitment wasn’t left on the field, they reserved it to party. And party they did. No thanks to the fans or the nation, just a commitment to enjoying their vacation that the WORLD CUP QUALIFYING FOOTBALL MATCH SEEMS TO HAVE INTERRUPTED!
They didn’t ‘just’ go out. They decided to say FU to everyone who believed in them in live and living colour.
If I LAUGH, I PRONOUNCE ‼️🤣😭💀
Replying to @LambertBrownJa
Wagga Wagga why don’t u get out of your bed and lead a relief effort . Today is day 8 since Melissa and what have done but chat and criticize. Election done from Sept 3 rd . It’s time to FOR ALL HANDS ON DECK TO HELP ALL
🇯🇲
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Found the family. They're in Bybrook Park in St Elizabeth.
If you're interested in sending any item to this family or for the children, you can contact.
Aiming to do so by this evening.
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New images being added everyday. You can zoom to find your family's houses if you want to check on if they had any damages. Especially if you haven't heard from them.
NOAA is flying over over the area affected by Hurricane Melissa to support disaster response efforts in Jamaica. Find all the available imagery in our viewer: storms.ngs.noaa.gov/storms/m…
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Just saying “Darliston” and “Petersfield”
doesn’t narrow down the specific communities in the area, I know I left out more than half of a lot but I made a list of some of the communities in each vicinity please help us🙏🏽❤️
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Guys.
Bro. Westmoreland has NOTHING!
Ppl walking naked bro. Elderly, baby everybody bro! I am BEGGING PLEASE IF IS EVEN ONE CAN OF FOOD OMG?!?! A CASE OF WATER PLS!
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On my way down with a car full of relief items, my friend got extorted by your officers and the high way had FOUR different patrol cars ticketing people that are headed to their families in need Northern & Western parishes have no access to ATM’s and physical cash but yet people are being robbed on the way by @JamaicaConstab HAVE SOME SHAME!!!!!
Oh & @JamaicaConstab why are ur employees harassing ppl for money who are on their way to the west to help the ppl in need?
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I made this image so you can share on your status. Please save and share. If we want Jamaica to have food in 8-12 months time let’s start here
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The past few days have taught me a lot about Americans:
1. They love fearmongering.
2. They have very little awareness of what’s happening outside their own country.
3. Geography definitely isn’t their strong suit.
4. They can’t resist spreading “misinformation” as if it were fact.
5. They often seem to wish the worst for other countries.
6. Their grasp of the English language isn’t as strong as they think.
7. Many are just plain ignorant.
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