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I am a nature writer, who is also a maverick cook and enjoys the odd single malt whisky. In my book, even a flea has a place in the grand scheme of things.

I reside in East Anglia.
Joined April 2012
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But what's between the slices? (Something tasty I bet)!
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Bless you.XX
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When's my din-din coming....? I'm starving!
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
On the seventh day of Foxmas , another fox up high: a snowy shed roof must be a comfy spot to lie . . . Thank you Alan Seaton #FoxOfTheDay
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
Three reasons to avoid cutting back dead stems and seed heads this winter: 🐞 hollow stems provide homes for hibernating insects, such as lacewings and ladybirds 🌻 birds feed on seed heads like teasel, sunflowers and thistles ❄️ they look good when dusted with frost or snow!
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Like monkies in the trees.
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Just going back to their roots aren't they.
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Taking the gate away doesn't help.
Didn't spot the deer at all yesterday but they are back en route to pond
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Old boy should be tucked up in bed.
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AI
I am Lucy a young sculptor, this is my first work, please appreciate it ..
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Same as there will never be another Al Capone. The killing gangster.
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Putin thinking... Is he really one of us (a real shitty bastard)?
When Trump meets Putin in Alaska, he'll try his brilliant Art of the Deal. We have a suggestion for a deal. We give Russia: Trump, Loomer & Kevin Sorbo. In return, they have to give us absolutely nothing. If that sounds one-sided, we'll throw in Catturd and a bottle of Vodka.
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Tomorrow, KGB meets KFC.
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Truth, Honesty and Integrity.
What do they have that Trump never, ever will?
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TRump has just put his own mark on it.
What has happened to the White House? It looks like a cheap gold plated toilet.
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Didn't take much to darkly motivate a starving and depressed Germany.
FACT: Hitler and the Nazi Party repeatedly exaggerated or outright fabricated crime and unrest in order to justify taking over policing powers, centralizing control, and dismantling democratic safeguards. Hitler’s regime weaponized false or exaggerated crime narratives to rally support for authoritarian measures, then used state police forces to suppress opposition and cement one-party rule. The playbook relied on creating a sense of emergency, undermining trust in democratic institutions, and convincing the public that only the Nazis could restore order.
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Alcohol? Or a vindictive photographer? Or both?
How is this possible?
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Man.
Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?
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