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Every funeral home in the US must give families an itemized price list. The FTC checks with undercover calls and sent 39 warning letters in 2024.
I built Itemized: snap the price list, and Meta's Muse Spark checks it against the Funeral Rule.
itemized.mortuary.ai
Each review ends with a prompt you can paste into Meta AI to get the exact wording your list is missing.
Built solo in 10 days for the Meta Global AI Developer Hackathon. Try a sample list: itemized.mortuary.ai
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Vote for Itemized! cerebralvalley.ai/e/meta-ai-…
Butch Ewing retweeted
We tested it on 12 real price lists using Muse Spark Open, Meta's open-weights model, on Baseten, so no real list went to a hosted API.
Every result cites 16 CFR 453 and quotes the list. Code and eval: github.com/butchewing/itemiz…
Butch Ewing retweeted
How it works: Muse Spark turns a photo or PDF into structured data (every item, price and required statement). Fixed rules check it. 13 judgment calls, like "does this say the law requires embalming?", go to a person, never to a fail.
Butch Ewing retweeted
A model reads. Rules decide.
Itemized reads funeral price lists with Meta's Muse Spark, then 30 fixed rules written from the FTC Funeral Rule decide what passes. The AI never marks a list as failing on its own say-so.
Zero false fails in our eval. Free:
itemized.mortuary.ai
Butch Ewing retweeted
Funeral homes get secret-shopped by the FTC.
Itemized checks a funeral home's price list against the federal Funeral Rule from phone photos or a PDF, and cites the Rule for every line.
Built with Meta's Muse Spark for the Meta AI hackathon. Free:
itemized.mortuary.ai
Butch Ewing retweeted
Every funeral home in the US must give families an itemized price list. The FTC checks with undercover calls and sent 39 warning letters in 2024.
I built Itemized: snap the price list, and Meta's Muse Spark checks it against the Funeral Rule.
itemized.mortuary.ai
All of my career I wanted to be known as a seasoned professional.
Now that people call me that I realize they're just saying that I'm old.
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I think I’m going to start maxxing maxxing. I’m going to max everything. Does that mean that I’m actually maxxing nothing?
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This is the calm before the storm
🚨 THE INTERNET BROKE TODAY 🚨
Oct 21, 2026 will go down in history
1. eMudhra : Private key was literally "4". 8 keys forged ANY website for 17 months. 60M+ certs at risk.
2. SBI CONFIRMED. 3,897 customers' mobile, DOB, address + loan data found on dark web.
3. Rajasthan Police 🇮🇳ALLEGED hack. Group claims 70,000 identity records + 59,460 numbers for sale. Unverified.
4. php2shell [9.2] Unauth RCE in PHP. 70% of the web. WordPress, Drupal, Laravel. CISA: Patch or GO OFFLINE.
5. GitLab [10.0/10] PERFECT SCORE. Unauth RCE, no login needed.
6. Node.js [CVE-2026-111497] Brotli decoder RCE + TLS bypass. 10 CVEs patched today. Also blocked eMudhra.
7. Railway BREACHED TODAY. Env variables decrypted. Your API keys & DB passwords exposed. Rotate all.
8. OpenCode BREACHED. OpenAI, Anthropic, Google API keys exposed for Console users. Distillation attack. Bills run up in $$$$.
9. LiteLLM PyPI v1.107.0 was MALWARE today morning. Steals credentials + backdoor.
10. Plex2Shell ACTIVELY EXPLOITED. Hackers installing cryptominers LIVE. CISA KEV, deadline Oct 23.
AI found the bugs. AI is exploiting them. Humans can't patch fast enough.
Patch. Rotate. Revoke. Update.
RT to save someone's server ♻️
#CyberSecurity #DataBreach #India #php2shell
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