if you're hurt and not hurting others, we can prob be friends; they/them lesbian w relative pronouns (who what which) Anal Roberts '21, MKFE '24

between Milford and Strapford
Joined September 2010
to hell with a statue, when i am gone they will name a gender after me 😌😇😎
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its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history
🚨Today, Texas Children’s Hospital has officially launched their Detransition Clinic 🚨 Under the settlement, TCH must provide multidisciplinary detransition-related care FREE OF CHARGE for five years, including endocrinology, surgery, primary care, fertility counseling, mental health services, social work, and speech pathology. I extend my heartfelt gratitude once again to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and my attorneys at the Burke Law Group for their extraordinary dedication, sacrifice, and tireless efforts throughout this fight. Their commitment helped turn a painful and difficult chapter into an opportunity for meaningful change. @KenPaxtonTX @BurkeLawTweets I think of all the detransitioners who have suffered in silence, been dismissed, and fought desperately to have their voices heard. This win is for them. I hope TCH’s admirable effort to fund and launch Americas first detransition clinic becomes a turning point for the entire country. That this clinic is not the exception, but the first of many. Today’s a good day. ❤️ Link⬇️
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.
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If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
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Life imitates art.
Ormanda birbirine sarılan sincap çift fotoğraflandı.
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I got detention my freshman year because I made a joke during Lit class that I’d be dead too if I eloped at 13 with a 18 year old. My teacher 1st argued and said she was 14 and then I found the exact part where it says “nearing her 14th bday” and THEN I was being disruptive 😭🤣
Romeo & Juliet met, married, and died in 4 days. A mess.
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"Hello, police? Yes, I was just informed that my father is under investigation for child pornography" "Ok. How were you informed?" "The police told me" 🤦🏾‍♂️
Why didn't Princess Meghan report it to the police as soon as Scotland Yard informed her about her father's crimes?
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you know you really love someone when you can’t hate them for breaking your heart
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Genuinely fucking disgusting. These people live among us. All cops are bastards, every single one of them.
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There is no krav maga, it's fake, like you would expect. It's all taken from jiu jitsu, but with dirty fighting like eye pokes.
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The centrist line on trans issues has gone from “Maybe LGBT rights shouldn’t be a cornerstone” to “Trans women are men and should be denied healthcare” in like 3 years. And if you believe their views might continue to shift, you’re woke and you don’t want Democrats to win.
Replying to @CameronCorduroy
No, Cameron, we’re not gonna do that. You actually have to concede this one issue in fucking Iowa. Sorry.
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it's not that sports is becoming kpop or kpop is becoming sports, but that both (along with politics, art, pretty much everything else in society) is converging on their final form: Professional Wrestling
a thesis could be written on how sports are becoming kpop
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"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to
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I've definitely shared this before but it's so good for being from 1916
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bc of recent revelations i’ve been made to watch more clips of h3h3 than i’ve ever seen in my life and genuinely: how on earth do people find this shit entertaining.
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There are individual cats with 3 billion views
Things like this worry me. H3 has over 3 billion views across channels and is a consequential organization and then we have journalists (whose job is to understand, report on, and provide context to culture, society, and politics) saying “I’ve never heard of them.”
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the salamanca family doesn't acknowledge that lalo's gay as fuck they all know it but they just accept it without saying shit because seriously. look at this guy
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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