Views expressed here are my own

Gold Coast, Australia
Joined April 2009
I'd love to be Toledo's fin sponsor right now.
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Can we have Bugs and @kellyslater on the comms permanently pls @wsl
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What happened to all the free wax combs on boardshorts?
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Diesel has gone up 16c per litre since yesterday when they announced halving the excise.
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Nine in Ten Australians Are Turning Their Backs on Instagram’s Most Popular Destinations. Are you one of them? tinyurl.com/h7hyjmus
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Ben Whitmore retweeted
CIA: “We are investigating Tucker Carlson for foreign interference.”
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Good morning to the great and glorious leader Albanese. May your day be filled with blessings comrade.
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This is Anika Wells' husband Finn McCarthy. He flies around for free on the taxpayer. He works as a LOBBYIST for Suncorp. As if he can't afford it himself. Not only are these people stupid they are also greedy. Wells must go! Others must follow!
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X just doxxed everyone.
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The internet will tell you to EDC a pistol, 2 mags, 3 knives, 2 pens, paper pads, pepper spray, zip ties, lighters, torch, multitools, a tourniquet and then tell you that running away is safety priority one. @ShawnRyan762 #edc
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Just had sticky tape confiscated from me by airport security because "it can be used to restrain people". Mmm k.
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Shit playing kit for a GF, Broncs. Bring back the powers kit.#NRLGrandFinal
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Great choice @NRL #teddyswims tearing the roof off.
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Credit to @TuckerCarlson for not standing behind the glass and delivering what he did.
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There is no mistaking it, the shooting of Charlie Kirk was a political assassination by a group of people who want to snuff the light out of anyone with family values, anyone with a shred of patriotism and anyone who simply disagrees with them. The west is falling.
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Better hide the teaspoons if you live in Victoria.
Victoria will introduce an immediate ban on the sale of machetes but has refused to fast-track the total ban on the deadly weapons after a wild gang brawl at Northland Shopping Centre on Sunday. > bit.ly/43rjpj1
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Can someone explain to me why it’s fine for #KamalaHarris to enter Australia but not @RealCandaceO? Doesn’t matter which side you sit on, fair’s fair. #auspol
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In my entire voting life, I don’t think I’ve ever been so underwhelmed by electoral options. All our actual talent lives in the private sector and we’re left with bottom feeding, brain dead career politicians to vote for who may fuck it all up the least. #auspol
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Companies love to flood socials with mental health content on R U OK day… meanwhile their staff hear nothing but silence if their answer is “no”. Don’t post if you’re actively prepared to listen and assist/provide EAP for your employees. #RUOKDay2024 #RUOK
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