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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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okay solange, you was right. you really cannot drink it away, put one in the air, dance it away, or change it with your hair :(
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I don’t do things to people I don’t want done to me that’s how I live my life and keep a clear conscience






















