Does anyone think about how they can ever recover when the calories of everything are imprinted forever in their mind?
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this greta garbo valentineβs day card would have had me falling to my knees in the 30s
This app NEEDS to have a feature where you can filter out all of somebodyβs retweets and only see their posts
I have a secret account where i act really retarded and unfiltered but whenever I see my mutuals come up on that timeline i have to resist the very strong urge to tell them its me
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every bad bitch had an era where they were arguing w anyone online about politics
Iβm genuinely so glad my little sister is cringe, free, and happy instead of being some delivish creature influenced by tiktok brainrot and A.I. slop
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When you watch old movies you notice peopleβs movements used to be a lot floppier. Everybody used to flop around. This is presumably because they were wearing tailored natural fibers instead of our ill fitting synthetics
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too many beautiful men are destroying their beauty by getting beefy. instead of looking like a βgreek godβ or whatever ur faces are sagging and ur neck is getting wider than ur headβ¦ please i beg of u stop this madness



















