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the islamic republic of japan
Joined January 2022
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Might be the meanest thing anyone has said about the show thus far
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when my husband won't let me hold his penis while he pees cus last time i did it "crazy style" and "ruined the whole bathroom"
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É muito engraçado pensar nos franceses parando no meio de uma manifestação pra fazer o maior roast da história nos japoneses e depois voltando pra tacar fogo num banheiro público
Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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she looks like Big Birds pussy
this was so high fashion of her
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randy marsh after going to sephora
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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if i crack open a fortune cookie and there’s a polymarket ad inside i am finding the nearest polymarket executive and killing myself in front of them
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Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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New @RebellionPac ad dropping in Michigan. We have to suffer here at home, so Israel can get all its wars. That’s why they buy politicians like Mike Rogers. He promised to serve Israel “unconditionally,” but never made that promise to you.
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My face when my little painting hit 1 million views.
Come and play with us.
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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dude LMFAOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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we do the best regime change 🇺🇸
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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if talarico wins, elon has two options: - move to israel - relocate to little st. james
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- a secret third thing; colonize south dakota or some other flyover state.
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i’m still flabbergasted that ethan klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2 for halloween. incomprehensible levels of audacity in that man 💀
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timeline undefeated for the fall of ethan klein / H3H3 in general.
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A Japanese grandad has become an unlikely internet star thanks to his attempts to take peaceful photos with his two cats, Chouchou and Miko. Via: i/catwolf0314
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