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If you are a Vivziepop hater DNI with my profile or tweets. Just because I have empathy for the show’s characters doesn’t mean I am criticizing her or the team. Do not retweet my concern for Blitzø for your personal agenda.
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"Too gatsby" hmmm... what was Gatsby famous for again? totally living in the present and fulfilling his actual needs, right? A very healthy relationship with Daisy Buchanan, I heard.
A lil detail I find very relevant Moxx called Stolas's writing "trite"... Now that he's with Vass, have his stories become boring too? Almost like their relationship: safe, predictable, but passionless. Blitz isn't just his muse, he's what he TRULY wants deep down>< #helluvaboss
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🧵I've been trying to make sense of why things went the way it did for Blitz during this first part of the season and my conclusion is: the lizard had to go through Hell so he finally understand that he also deserves to be happy. 1/27
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“Only death can rend our love apart” OR An old flame that has the money and power to solve all of your problems.
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people who say striker is justified because he just wants lower class demons to rise up piss me off. striker clearly has other motives - he wants to lead and be the influential symbol blitz is becoming, and in doing so he belittles blitz in the exact same way andrealphus does.
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And that’s why I hate love triangles. Even if Stolitz is endgame, Blitzø will never be anyone’s first choice. Nobody, besides maybe Loona, prioritizes him or his feelings. (And that’s not on Fizz to do that btw, he certainly doesn’t owe that to Blitzø.)
Fizz doesnt even consider him his first choice I am gonna kill myself HE IS NEVER ANYONES FIRST CHOICE, BABY BOYYYY
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I agree but to be fair to him, does he have anyone that would listen? Maybe Loona, but he wants to be the parent in that relationship. Everyone is so wrapped up with what’s going on in their lives that there is nobody for Blitzø to lean on, nobody he can be vulnerable with.
Someone needs to tell Blitz that 'being mature' doesn't mean bottling up your emotions until you fucking explode.
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YOU CAN USE ME AS AN UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM BLITZ
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At this point the show has just turned into Blitzø torture porn.
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Blitz was completely terrified after almost losing the only person who would never leave him alone for anything
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The fact that all Fizz, Blitz and Barbie learned the act of "Weaponize your looks to get what you want" is interesting but the implications are Fucking Bleak dude, what the fuck was Cash doing to them,
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The title of the last episode is giving me some serious heartburn.
Official run times for episode 6&7 tomorrow! #HelluvaBoss
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We saw you typing!
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Same expression, twins with love troubles
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So Sitri being Vassago’s brother surprised me (in a good way) but it means I need to go back and slightly tweak some of the older chapters of DofE. I’ve debated with myself if I should do that or leave it alone but I’ve decided I like this new element and will work it in.
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Feathered Chats, a Stolitz post s3ep3 fic, is up in AO3 Feat: feather replacement cream, hellhorse documentaries, and Stolas’ little PJ shorts 🔗 👇
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One of your little butler imps
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If Stolas and Vassago start fucking, I need Blitzø to lock in and revive his slut era. The last guy he fucked was Chaz and that needs to be rectified.
Since right now it's the Just Friends era, can we have Blitzø fucking this guy? As a treat, for him, for the horse obsessed lizard
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