music writer at VICE. past: gq, billboard, npr, stereogum, passion of the weiss, no bells. RIP Momma RIP Assane RIP Granddad email: [email protected]

Joined July 2022
giannis getting in bed with the gambling company so intimately and being a proud landlord really told me all i needed to know about how the heat season was going to go. awful vibes. on a positive note, i dont have to watch tyler herro play basketball anymore
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watching 09 lebron and bro is so majestic can you believe him and mike brown turned jamario moon and anthony parker into 66-16? you give that man the 2026 pelicans and they're finals bound lol
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Great Sunday Review from @clovito today on Ne-Yo, a real songwriter pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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watchin livin single, the 90s were crazy bc what do you mean dude's name is cleophus lol
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the key is that you cant go to tex-mex spots bc they dumb it down for white people w dull tastes. go to the real mexican spots and it can go bar for bar w some of the cali spots
“texas doesn’t have good Mexican food” do you hear yourselves do you know anything about anything
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you mad at mexican food in texas bc u went to chuys, id be mad as hell too lol
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that is true for a strong amount of artists, even the ones yall like unfortunately. the industry is starving of money and culture continues to be husked out for any dime and nickel that could be earned
PlaqueBoyMax has no direction with his music or image he just wants to be mad famous and get a hit song by any means necessary lmao
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Playboi Carti & Rubi Rose (2014-2017)
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russ was able to duck the curse of playing in oklahoma bc he played like a hurricane and didnt have the metrics-first clan behind him. if shai showed like 25% more personality and played in like houston or chicago, we'd have a way diff convo lol
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forced swag, vacant personality, he plays in oklahoma, its pretty simple really.
Shai should be the great uniter. Analytics nerds should love him because his metrics are insane. “That boy nice” enjoyers should love him because he’s the toughest bucket in the league. Instead, he is widely hated. I’ll never get it. He’s fucking incredible and a joy to watch.
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hes leaps and bounds better than dudes like iverson but it doesnt feel good to say that at all bc he posits as a robot. funniest thing he has going for him is that he definitely dresses like the pied piper on purpose.
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considering ive credited him to the commodification of culture and routinely made fun of him for "Young Girl" and side-eyed the alleged aaliyah incident (we could look at the bey relationship sideways too) you get a *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
Replying to @calebcat23
We know who you work for pussyboy
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ive made it so abundantly clear im nonpartisan to artists but im especially not doin it for jay z and drake lol. i like some of them songs and theres also some ass. thats life
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janice stfu song stinks that shit wasnt even worth stealing lmaook
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