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Joined November 2024
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
okay guys we dont actually have to post all 20 photos
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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brother, abeg na
Women and their strategy begging 😂 Na the fake tears dey muzz me pass. These women no rate men again. All they have to do is set camera, form tears and mumu men go donate for them. We all know her target audience. E sure me say na Don Jazzy she compose this display for so them go tag am for comment section. Your father needs 7 to 10 million naira for surgery but just less than three months ago, you got an apartment? Why didn't you use that money to save up for your father's treatment? When my grandpa get spinal shock, i never set camera dey drop fake tears dey stylishly beg for money on social media but women continue to do this because they're aware how foolish men are. July, you be dey twerk online claim say na because Chelsea win game whereas we know say you be try sell your market. August, you posted that you have gotten an apartment after 8 months of being homeless. November, you dey post about your father's illness dey find men who go donate 7 to 10 million naira for you. What will you post by January next year? I for quote and insult you as you demanded and give you massive impression since the whole Twitter dey drag me since yesterday and i get motion but you don block me. I for refer you to one of my guy who just opened a restaurant so he hires and pays you to cook for him. I would have ordered you as private chef throughout December when i come back but you don block me. You claim to be a food vendor but have blocked almost half of the men on Twitter. So who do you think will patronize you? Your fellow broke Nigerian women who can't afford tfare? At the end of the day, attaching emotions to business is what ruined your food business. There are soo many ways I would have helped your life but like this, you don go block your destiny helper. What a shame! The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
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oh i understand, keep shooting
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
Jensen Huang choosing his secretary at his next job
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
Doom’s team Avengers team
Sam Wilson's Avengers team for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed: • Captain America • Thor • Falcon • Ant-Man • Shang-Chi (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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sis just glazed neo
Btw Sir wizrab, Shola, Neo official and yomyom are not women haters. They only tell men the hard truth and how to handle us as women. Then there’s chidi and his minions, full of hate and vileness. Any one who follows him or reposts his contents are people you need to be careful around.
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say na handle women, tani yin ganna
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we used to enjoy this slop 😭
20 years ago today, the final episode of Power Rangers Mystic Force premiered on Jetix.
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haven’t watched Trey but skelly can carry
Nah Skelly and nyoni are better carriers than mainoo bro trust me
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ball don’t lie
2 goals , 2 assists…
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mtchew
Mauricio Pochettino has agreed to become the Manchester United men’s head coach.

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dawg i’ve been staring at this post for like 5 minutes and i’m scared scared, as in terrified man... what if i never attain this level in life?? see how fresh this nigga is lol, will i ever make it like this? fuck what does the future hold
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
Whatever’s happening in the world needs to wait until after Doomsday
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everything will change once those 2 faggots at the top fuck off see me thinking ineos been Dey run football ops, only to see glazers appointed poch and not ineos who’s supposed to run everything football dem no even get level
Genuinely don’t see United being more than a midtable club in our lifetime. Genuinely don’t see how they can get back to the top.
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
omo ifitness cost o. fuck
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we are not even deeping this inec chairman rocking an apc cap enough. imagine a ref showing up to el clasico in a madrid jersey
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kɛ́jlɛb retweeted
Buju good gannn
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still confused by this, can a comic reader tell me why Victor von doom put the metal mask on his face while it was still red hot?
Avengers Endgame: Encore (2026)
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niggas still doing Stan wars uno
Jesus Christ see food 😭😭😭
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