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Joined November 2015
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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Today I met who I’m gonna be from now on, and he’s a piece of shit
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Elizabeth Berkley for Showgirls (1995)
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realizing at 25 years old that a sense of security and comfort isn’t going to come to me magically and I have to carve out the life I want with my bare hands
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Passed my barber exam today everyone say yay Cali
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that girl that commented “it only has to make sense to me” ate that shit up sm bc I live by that now like no it literally only has to make sense to me & me only
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you’re in his dms and please get out of his dms please please stop texting him please stop
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trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy
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#YouCanSeeEverything director Lance Oppenheim on masculinity: "I feel like [Nathan Fielder] is at his most masculine in You Can See Everything. I'd always tell him, "You look so handsome in this. I love being this close on your face. I'm so tight on your face right now and you look amazing." And he'd be like, "Dude, you could see my blackheads and my zits and stuff." I'd be like, "I actually think it makes you look better." He's a very unconventionally hyper-masculine man. That's a compliment, I guess." gq.visitlink.me/jDUiFp
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Literally who is that
hi it’s me again lol 🌷
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in a constant state of feeling like these pics
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Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer
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I want everyone who wronged Jalen Hurts to burst into flames and I want him to sue so hard that he’s richer than God
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