⭐️ 2026 TOUR & BOOK Namaste Motherf*ckers • Live at the Apollo • QI • ⭐️ No longer active on X - find me on Instagram/Bluesky/Facebook/Threads 🙏🏻
Camden Town, London
Joined December 2014
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I stopped using Twitter some time ago, but will make an exception today:
As Elon today becomes the world’s first trillionaire, I wholeheartedly approve of this cropping up at a bus stop near the Tesla flagship showroom in Tottenham.
❤️ London.
Don’t ❤️ Musk. – at Tottenham, London
Chatting to the outstanding Miriam O’Callaghan on RTE Radio 1 in a few minutes about my upcoming shows in Dublin and Belfast. Can’t wait!
@RTERadio1
Hey @Iberia So I have a flight home tomorrow that you have cancelled on your system. I have the confirmation email direct from you & I paid in full yet you’re denying it ever existed. Anyone want to help me? I have spent most of today on the phone with no success. Please DM me.
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
ANNOUNCEMENT 📣
@callybeaton brings Namaste Motherf*ckers to Studio 27 on 21 Oct 2026 🧘🔥
The new stand-up show includes Q&A + meet & greet (maybe meeting Jeff the Wonder Dog! 🐕).
🎟️ On sale Friday 13 Feb at 10am.
buff.ly/zdl0LZS
Just had a little cry and Jeff put his paw on my face and held it there ‘til I stopped. (Now he thinks he’s bloody Oprah and is after a treat.)
Made mistake of wearing jumpsuit to a scan appointment. Sonographer asked me to remove bottoms only and returned to find me in just bra and socks. In hindsight wish I’d taken the socks off. And explained the jumpsuit.
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
Some new additions for my Pick of The Fringe in this next phase of #edfringe.
@callybeaton joins the party on 22nd & 23rd
@SlatteryLive tribute 18th
@jojosutherland & @JayLafferty join @comedyarmyX 18th
@aideenmcqueen Waiting for Texto.
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
A fabulous night at @BiggTheatre on Thursday with @callybeaton & @Revillations
Thanks to everyone who came. Just a reminder that we have BRITISH COMEDIAN OF THE YEAR: BEDFORD HEAT @quarryatstlukes Theatre
Thursday 18th September
Tix quarrytheatre.ticketsolve.co…
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
See all of these featured shows. @callybeaton is on top of her game. @aideenmcqueen is hilarious @LubnaKerr is clever & thoughtful @Lukeosey is pure madness & @MaxFulham is this year's breakout star.
Late night has to be @aunty_ginger & @comedy_arcade For comedy @AwkwardProds
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
After the success of last week's book launch, we're delighted that @callybeaton will be joining us in
@BiggTheatre on 14th August for a WIP of Namaste M*therF*ckers. Cally is a comedian, podcaster and author. This show is unmissable. Tix wegottickets.com/event/66175…
You’re a big part of the book, @DrHelenFry - thank you, this means a lot 🙏🏻
Look what landed on my doorstep. Huge congrats to @callybeaton in this hilariously funny book with so many relatable truths.
What have spies, history and menopause got in common? Find out in the book…
Thanks for including me in the index 😉
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
On my way home from the book launch of @callybeaton’s brilliant book, named after her equally wonderful podcast, Namaste, Mother F*ckers
Out 31st July at all book stores!
Congratulations Cally, what an achievement 😘
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We're excited to announce that @callybeaton will be the Book Club author for Happy Place Festival Cheshire on August 31st!
Find out more: happyplaceofficial.co.uk/pag…
#NamasteMotherfckers #CallyBeaton
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
Perfectly timed posts in my feed. I often quote @callybeaton when Im doing Yoga with Adriene 🙏
Cally Beaton ON TOUR NOW retweeted
The no bullsh*t handbook for unapologetic female reinvention 💪
NAMASTE MOTHERF*CKERS by @callybeaton redefines what it means to thrive as a woman.
Out today! brnw.ch/21wUyIb
#NamasterMotherfckers #CallyBeaton
