I am the very model of a pseudointellectual🧐 I've tweeted cat pics, sci fi😼🚀 & my avatar is skeletal💀 Pan🏳️🌈she, they; GenX Swiftie
Stargate Command, Peanutsac AL
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we can call it MAGAcare idgaf whatever it takes
“Donald, if you're watching here, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American.”
@mehdirhasan asks Dr. @AbdulElSayed what he’d do on his first day in office.
His answer? Trumpcare for All.
SIGN ME UP✍️ calling Medicare for All "Trump Care for All" to get that bill passed is cosmic brain thinking🧠🌌
“Donald, if you're watching here, we'll put your name on it. You get to be the American president who finally guaranteed health care for every single American.”
@mehdirhasan asks Dr. @AbdulElSayed what he’d do on his first day in office.
His answer? Trumpcare for All.
Dems tried that "work across the aisle & embrace Republicans" back in 🍊🤡's 1st term after the midterm wave instead of BEING THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM & HOLDING THE CROOKS & PEDOS ACCOUNTABLE
HARD PROOF y'all gotta stop dismissing Alabama as "ruby red" or "a bunch of inbred rednecks" b/c we've been working hard with boots on the ground against voter suppression for over a century
so proud of Shomari Figures remaining our incumbent US House Rep despite gerrymandering! 😄😊🇺🇸
also super proud of Doug Jones🥰 for running a close race against Coach Florida Man
ALT AL Governor votes Tommy Tuberville (GOP) 52.9% Doug Jones (Dem) 47.3% AL US House Representative District 2 Shomari Figures (Dem) 53.8% Rhett Marques (GOP) 46.2%
ALT Doug Jones
ALT Shomari Figures
on my Alabama ballot, where any local office has a GOP candidate running unopposed against a Democrat, I wrote in "Dan Sullivan"
ALT screenshot of ballot PDF but obviously I voted on a white paper ballot with an ink pen
A look of utter PANIC overtakes a Republican voter in Anchorage, Alaska, as he realizes that he may have voted for the wrong Dan Sullivan.
Democrats and their media allies insist there is no confusion among voters.
That’s just not true.
Watch this man’s facial expressions closely as it sets in that he may have cast his ballot for the spoiler candidate.
ALASKA VOTER: “I don’t remember seeing the other Dan Sullivan.”
“I totally forgot to look if there was two Dan Sullivans.”
NEWSNATION: “The two were together on the ballot.”
That’s when it starts to sink in.
ALASKA VOTER: “Yeah….”
NEWSNATION: “You didn’t notice that?”
ALASKA VOTER: “I just…I might be just having a brain freeze. But I don’t remember the second Dan Sullivan.”
How many others may have voted for the spoiler?
I was afraid that Ai scraping was behind the AO3 outage but didn't want to summon that manifestation😱🤖
sad trick-or-treater turnout this year 😢usually have 100+ by this time on Halloween, barely 30 kids this year
ICE has been raiding restaurants, businesses & homes for the past 4 days in my hometown 🚫🧊🖕
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feels like we need to have the Intellectual Property 101 discussion every 5 years
Abdul Al-Sayed's campaign video lip-synching to a Taylor Swift song: another 2026 masterpiece
instagram.com/reels/DaWQSA7v…