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shy. nerd. weirdo. lover of animals and bad jokes. tweets about everything. sometimes nsfw. sometimes on my chronic illness.

Joined December 2012
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Hello new follower. To make sure you actually want to be here, I do love a good slutty post but I’m a socialist (free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, abortion is health care, fuck gen ai, community not individualism, billionaires shouldn’t exist etc.).
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When you spank her but it makes her wet
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Playing how many outfits and shoes can I squeeze into my luggage because I am an emotional dresser and need all the options. And a bazillion pairs of underwear of course.
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srry im really bad at promoting my ptrn but i have been cooking subleonweek drawings and prompts there if u wanna see some early access stuff 🤤🤤🤤
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Always lusted after knives and swords. I think I’ll indulge myself and start a collection. Especially after finding some really fun sword workouts.
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Us soon?
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Tom Booth's woodcutter illustrations
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Was raised to believe there’s always a cost when good things happen. The anxiety of something good happening because you’re waiting for the bad to balance it out. Been working on trying to rewire my thinking there. So I can enjoy the happy when it hits. But it’s a stubborn one.
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Realized I’m coming out of survival mode and am genuinely getting excited about life’s possibilities. Hell yeah.
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Well crap. Keria is breaking my heart again. That face 😭
아 진짜 감동...
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This. Eat the phone actually
If you aren’t licking the screen when I send you pics I don’t want you
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If you love me, you’ll let me suck your dick to cheer me from that mess of a series.
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*cheer me up. Sigh. Now I need it even more because I hate typos.
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Robin Hood is 53 years old today & is the best fucking ever Disney film.
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If t1 loses, I’ll blow it better. If they win, I’ll blow it in celebration.
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When I was bed ridden, I watched so much streamed league and often would have to close my eyes and just listen. So now I can tell what’s happening just by listening 🤣😭
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One of my favs chocolates are the chocolate covered cherries that only come out as Christmas candies. I just ate way too many of them. So good.
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Horny canadians be like: sorry pls sorry let sorry me sorry into sorry your sorry pants sorry
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Vacation timmmmme!
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Sneaking the T1 game at work. Shhh. Don’t tell my boss (jk I told her. She laughed).
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The way I’ve been staring at the clock and how slowly it’s moving is comical.
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