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I just got picked first overall in the drink beers on my couch until I pass out fully clothed with all the lights on draft
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Stephen A. Smith weighs in on the GOAT debate about Lightning McQueen:
“Strip & Lightning are both tied with 7 piston cups, how can you be the GOAT if you have someone tied with you? You didn’t think I knew about Cars, did you?”
Tolkien spending 1 page writing about the most significant and important battle in all of middle earth vs spending 20 pages writing about Dickeroun of Shittenshire and his entire lineage (it has nothing to do with the plot)





















