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Columbus, OH
Joined May 2008
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what if jesus wasn’t crucified he was just a really bad carpenter and too embarrassed to admit it was an accident
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If you can't push Joe Biden left while every major city in America is on fire, you think you can do it once he is in office?
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Lockdown is beginning to drive us crazy, and here’s your evidence 😝 #miitheme
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Watch how the ultra-wealthy in America gradually raised the taxes of the poor and eventually bent the curve downward until they paid the lowest tax rate of all
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Getting coronavirus is now officially called “havin a roni”
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We know you've heard it, that piercing Siren Song of the Money Machine. We discuss the pros and cons of forcing kids to sell stuff, and dream of a shot at that sweet, sweet money machine. soundcloud.com/user-41048328…
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Democrats handed Trump a blank check to make war, a massive military budget and a new bad trade deal. Ripping up a speech is not resistance.
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Pelosi Concerned Outspoken Progressive Flank Of Party Could Harm Democrats’ Reputation As Ineffectual Cowards trib.al/yUVQbJS
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i'm honestly sick of dating. guys always trying to grab my amulet and destroy it. that's not even how to kill me
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They baved baradise to put up this?!?!?!
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In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”
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How much is the bloke on the right enjoying that pint?!?!?
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Word.
This brilliant parody song proves why it's anything but a 'scary time' for men
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MYTH: Homeless people spend their money on drugs and alcohol FACT: You also do that
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Fully lost it at the full tracklisting of this album @emmadmazhari found
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gotta admire the street punks who encounter spider-man and say to themselves yeah... we are the guys who are finally gonna bring down spider-man with our flick knives and tyre irons. he’s fucking finished.
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HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST – at Denver, CO
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