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high, I’m Shitpost McGhee

Detroit, MI
Joined October 2009
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Jacqueline wearing Roberto Cavalli during WWE Tribute to the Troops 2001
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cloud strifes
these zip boots hard asf i’m ngl
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🚨10kdunkin just unlocked one of the craziest bars of 2026 😂⬇️
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huh. how oddly specific?
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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there was a point i was keeping up with this when tumblr was posting about it constantly, that’s how i knew how raw fantomex ass was the well of knowledge tumblr used to be can’t be replicated tbh, current twitter is close
Fantomex: there damn, I killed Baby Hitler since all of you bitched out, assassination squad my ass
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palom & porom just sacrificed themselves for the gang… lil twin kid mages…
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The sample is Hunter x Hunter
Lil B - Praying 4 A Brick (unknown producer)
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend Cybotron - Clear The New Dance Show 1990 / WGPR Detroit / R.J. Watkins #ripjuanatkins 🔥🧠sound on🧠🔥
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nigga literally said he bought the cat to impress a bitch verbatim cartoons used to sneak it in there so good
30 years ago, "What a Cartoon!" dropped one of my favorite one-shot shorts from the program, "Buy One, Get One Free!" Remember when it got Twitter in a tizzy back in July 2024? I did a whole video on that non-controversy: youtu.be/PkJX46AAGK0
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public enemy fight the power such a important song i literally was made from that song
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I should go to Baltimore 🤔
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when EA BIG division was striking shit, putting flavor in arcade sports games
25 years ago today, “SSX Tricky” released on PlayStation 2, GameCube and Xbox for $49.99 and would sell over 800,000 copies 🎮🏂📺
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30 years ago, "What a Cartoon!" dropped one of my favorite one-shot shorts from the program, "Buy One, Get One Free!" Remember when it got Twitter in a tizzy back in July 2024? I did a whole video on that non-controversy: youtu.be/PkJX46AAGK0
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage as Space Ghost's grandfather, Leonard Ghostal (1997)
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Certain videos I just watch every single time I see them on the TL
Scott Hall’s ECW entrance to The Fugees’ “Ready or Not” WHAT A POP!
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my nigga dipped the blunt in skooma lmao
Kid Cudi talks about Yeezy Season 1, how well the show was executed, and how proud he is of Ye.
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Sheesh
JAY-Z & PUSHA T on a GANG STARR beat mixed the "So Appalled" vocals over the "Speak Ya Clout" instrumental thought it was dope to hear HOV and PUSH spitting on some classic DJ PREMIER production 🎧🎧
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