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Capt Matt, Hakuna matata. Salt water cowboy. 🦋

@captmattj

Former science teacher, retired boat captain, @captmattj on Threads and Blue. Widowed 12/2020. Now happily married to @swimthetide1 @beckieswims

 Ex-FL now Oregon & New Mexico.
Joined November 2011
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The before and after. Our first time meeting IRL. Next one, just a few hours ago in exact same spot for our engagement pic! @captmattj & @Swimthetide1 are now engaged.
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"Sí, se puede"
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😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 That... is how Presidents speak.
Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) (@MAGALieTracker) profile pictureTrump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account)
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BREAKING: Obama just MOCKED the entire Trump Administration for crashing out over his joke about the Cheesecake Factory. This is amazing.
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In 63 hours hunters will be allowed to hunt Grizzly #Bears in Wyoming for the first time in 40 years. 22 bears will lose their life....so someone can have a rug. RT to show disapproval. #BanTrophyHunting
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I’m getting a little tired of seeing that bottle of sparkling wine in the fridge. We need the space. I need a certain individual to get on with the inevitable so the world can start returning to normal. 🫤
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Covie
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Resurfaced photo of Arnold Palmer with a massive dick!
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@Microinteracti1Oct 26
Please, whatever you do, don't share this photograph of Obama receiving his Nobel.
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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaOct 27
Can we just fast forward to Jared Kushner’s execution please?
LPC (@landpalestine) profile pictureLPC
@landpalestineOct 27
So Jared Kushner hired a hit man in 2018 to kill Jamal Khashoggi Did anyone read the Vanity Fair article about Jared Kushner? How is this not treason?
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Annie
@AnnieForTruthOct 27
Jared Kushner hired a warlord and a hitman. Hunter Biden sold a painting!
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@landpalestineOct 27
So Jared Kushner hired a hit man in 2018 to kill Jamal Khashoggi Did anyone read the Vanity Fair article about Jared Kushner? How is this not treason?
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Chipper@Chipper24Oct 27
The desert around Las Cruces is alive with color thanks to our recent rain.
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What has happened to horse radish?! It was once a staple of mine. Now, yellow mustard has more punch. And it has been like this for years! I was hoping it was a few bad growing seasons but it is still bland as hell. Not likely to buy it ever again.
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Sawsharee@sawshareeOct 26
Raise Your Hand If You Think The Rest Of The States Should Follow Hawaii And END Citizens United In Elections. 🙋‍♀️
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@AdamParkhomenkoOct 25
Ding ding fucking ding.
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This is what I have always suspected. Have not seen proof, but I have no problem believing this.
Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) profile pictureCheri Jacobus
@CheriJacobusOct 25
I've been saying this all along.
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Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅
@Coste1CostelloOct 26
Dutch intelligence uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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@KremlinTrollsOct 26
This is the leading story on all the major US networks. @jaredkushner outed as a alleged Russian / Israeli spy.
Sarrah Bellus (@sarrah_bellus) profile pictureSarrah Bellus
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Jared Krusher committed outrageous levels of treasonous corruption. Don’t let the story die.
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 25
Jared Krusher committed outrageous levels of treasonous corruption. Don’t let the story die.
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Did you know tumble weeds had blooms?
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