🍊🍊🍊🍊 ..understand some folks you follow are bought and paid for. colt seavers is a fictional character. I am not him. *i dont wish to be monetized. ever.
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Congratulations to Rangers 1B Jake Burger, who was today announced as the recipient of the MLBPA's Philanthropist of the Year honor.
Burger will receive a $25,000 grant from the Players Trust to the charity or cause of his choice.
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BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr says the agency will vote on allowing U.S. prisons and jails to jam unauthorized cellphones to prevent inmates from coordinating crimes behind bars.
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October 28, 2026
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October 15, 2026
I'm not surprised that the mustachioed cowboy is using his new job opportunity as a place to hookup. Already two contestants have gotten the digital tip of the cowboy hat. I guess he choose LA instead of Texas this time.
Riley Green/The Voice
guessing trump is landing at carswell based on the folks stopped in lake worth at the bridge rn with cameras
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October 27, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #3
October 13, 2026
So, what I think we all agree on is that this A- list actress has been faking symptoms of a disease so she can be a drug and booze addict. We can't say anything or we all look bad. It is not much different from the barely there celebrity offspring and her "long term disease."
Selma Blair/Multiple Sclerosis/Bella Hadid
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Inexplicably stalled at 5,900-and-something X followers for a couple of months now. WTF? I guess this is my cue to beg you guys to help "put me over the top," but when I consider my count and the sterling quality of my posts--little Pietas, each and every one, goddamnit!--and I see that @FuckingRetardedHack has 50K followers, I think, "Yeah, screw that hands-and knees bullshit!
BRING ME MY RIGHTFUL ELEVENTY BILLION, DAMNIT!!!
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Been awhile since I made one of these. This time I’m gonna go a bit deeper 😎
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My morning run took me by the polling place here in Grapevine…
And the place is packed!
And it was nothing but white trash and rednecks!
This cannot be good news for the communists…
Looks like the country folks have had enough
I’ve never seen this place as packed,
not even on an election day…
Something is happening……
@BlueBoxDave
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October 26, 2026
Blind Item #15
The alliterate one f**ked herself. The FBI wants to speak to her. You can't lie to a FBI agent. Just ask Martha. You know Martha is just cackling away while making some Cranberry Meringue Tartlets. Will the cuck allow himself to be interviewed? My guess is no, he won't be. He is allowed to say no. The FBI won't force the issue with him. He just doesn't want to be asked drug questions. Oh, and as a side note, if you see someone trying to pass off the Andrew and alliterate one photos on a boat as real, tell them to focus on all the real stuff and not that fake garbage.
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This happened in my district. @60Minutes is reporting fake news.
As @DHSgov and @ICEgov have already made clear, this guy was not a “Texas father.” He’s an illegal alien whose very existence on American soil violated federal law every second of every day for 25 years.
Don’t want to get caught up in the government’s fully legal third-country removal policy? Don’t be here in the first place. Easy.
We are a nation of LAWS. Follow them, and life is good. Break them, and life is bad.
And hey @Uber: why are you allowing illegal aliens with orders of removal to drive on your platform?
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him.
Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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